To “reduce stress during the shutdown,” Democrats have proposed taxpayer-funded luxury getaways featuring jacuzzis and resort amenities for their fellow progressives, calling the plan “Bubbles for Bureaucrats,” sources have confirmed.
According to leaked talking points, the upcoming retreats will include heated tubs, massage chairs, and complimentary “mindfulness champagne.”
Rep. AOC reportedly praised the idea, explaining that “the jets represent equity in motion,” while Hakeem Jeffries demanded “higher water temps for morale.”
Chuck Schumer allegedly requested live lobsters be flown in “to ease the struggle,” along with other high-end entrees “to promote unity through butter.”
When someone raised concerns about reopening the government, AOC reportedly shouted, “If we fund the government, our getaways are cancelled!”
Witnesses say several Democrats began chanting, “Keep it closed! Keep it closed!” while Schumer rehearsed swimsuit fittings “for transparency.”
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy blasted the proposal, noting that while Democrats prepare to “soak in socialism,” millions of Americans are soaking their paychecks in overdraft fees.
As of press time, Schumer was seen packing his swim cap and government-issued “bathing suit Depends,” citing “accidents happen” as a party slogan.














If there is anything to this fire then all
The Democrats want this government shutdown as a vacation and then get paid for it. Their brains have been fried for sure. The definitely should not get any backpay. They are not working, so, no work no pay.
Israel, the Arab countries and dare I say, maybe even Hamas have just shown the world that they are more willing to negotiate with Trump to find common ground for the benefit of themselves AND others than the Democrats are !
Let that sink in for a moment…
The Democrats on the other hand, have just shown the world thru government closure, that they are not willing to negotiate with Trump for the benefit of anyone, except their very small group of “Progressive” Marxist, Islamist, Anarchist, America hating masters !
Now, let that sink in for a moment…
Democrats have completely fried theirs brains if they actually have any to start with . They definitely do not deserve to get paid. They need to grow up.kets deport them to an island with no facilities available, no grocery stores, no department stores, no restaurants, this would give them a taste of their own medicine. Let’s do it folks, let’s get rid of the scum that doesn’t treat people as human beings.
I ask – Are there any Red blooded real Americans left in America? I know there is! For I am one such person . I will die for my God and family and country . And if I have to use a spatula to do it I will . I stand for Americans not the world that is being thrown on our backs to totally end us as a nation And we know what party and kind of people they are. Every politician is playing Americans. Idiots are running like wild animals in our streets While silently we are being set up . Palantir a non government company has been given the rights to take over every aspect of our lives by gathering data on only Americans. Let that sink in people !
It’s time to stand against those. God gave us our rights not government. And he is watching to see who is a coward or who stands for him . And as it looks ! Our own are our enemies within . And they hate the God of Heaven.
Or have we been horrible stewards of what our Ancestors died fighting King George for. It was our white ancestors who paid for those freedoms Blacks were not in that war . But black people have had to and must stand with the ancestors of those white people to fight for the only nation that has ever had free people . Our very existence depends on it . In order to keep those freedoms and sovereignty
The Revolutionary war Made A nation of Americans not immigrants.
Like free speech . Where is the line that tells you that you are no longer Speaking for your people but against them declaring their destruction . Not one protestor is standing for any Americans interest! When does that moment arrive in your propagandized Brain .
Only fools are willing to die for the evil that controls them