“Despite the Hyundai Motor Group Metaplant America’s commitment to churning out 500,000 eco-friendly electric and hybrid vehicles each year from its new facility in Ellabell, Georgia, liberal protestors are fuming more than an old diesel truck, sources have confirmed.
The grand opening, aimed at heralding a new era of green transportation, apparently failed to impress climate activists, who argue that the fight against global warming is so last season.
The plant, a gleaming beacon of modern automotive technology and sustainability, has been besieged by protestors waving signs like ‘Electric is Not Enough’ and ‘Hybrids Still Have Parents’. Their chief complaint? That by solving one of their major grievances—global warming—the world might not need them to be angry about it anymore.
Local leaders have praised the plant for its potential economic impact and environmental benefits, highlighting the irony of protesting a facility that aligns with their own purported goals. Still, the demonstrators remain undeterred, with plans to increase their daily protest hours just as soon as they can figure out how to charge their electric cars using only solar power, wind, and good intentions.
As of press time, protest organizers were seen arguing over whether their biodegradable glitter signs were still too harmful to the environment.”
This is almost not satire😂