NEW YORK CITY — After being told he could not play in the WNBA, Enes Kanter Freedom reportedly responded with the confidence of every rejected applicant in history by asking to speak directly to the manager and then applying for the manager’s job, sources have confirmed.
“Fine,” Freedom allegedly said.
“If I can’t make the roster, give me the league.”
WNBA officials immediately panicked.
“This is outrageous.”
“Why?”
“He wants to change the rules.”
“Aren’t we still debating what the rules mean?”
“That is completely different.”
Freedom then unveiled his fictional commissioner platform:
Women play in the women’s league.
Men play in the men’s league.
Everyone gets paid.
Everyone gets promoted.
Nobody needs a 900-page eligibility flowchart.
League consultants reportedly stared at the document in horror.
“It’s only one page.”
“Where are the task forces?”
“There aren’t any.”
One executive fainted.
Progressive activists quickly accused Freedom of excluding people from a league literally named after women.
Freedom responded by pointing slowly at the giant W in WNBA.
Security covered it with a diversity banner.
As of press time, Freedom had been rejected as player, commissioner, mascot, ball boy, popcorn vendor, and anyone else capable of asking what the league’s eligibility rules actually mean.
This would be the very best thing that could happen to the WNBA
The wnba is a disaster! They have the greatest thing since michael Jordon bobby hull babe Ruth shoei ohtani tom Brady bobby Orr and every other great athlete and they are messing it up. A Caitlin clark comes along once in a life time. Even the thugs and the biased refs the woke league can’t shut her down!!!!!
I love this man
I love this guy.
I have no problem with men playing in the WNBC.
They must only meet one condition, and it must be publicly available, at no charge to those that wish to view, and/or save it.
A vide of when they go into labor. Continues through labor, their entering the “Maternity Ward”. The progress through the labor, visual confirmation of 10cm opening. Their screams as they push the newborn baby out their penises.
If they supply the above, then they are candidates for WNBC roles as players.
I think you’re missing the point. Females have been trying to infiltrate and control a males world for the last 50plus years in sports, education, profession, life. Honestly, I’m sick of hearing of how unfair ir is for girls and women to not be included In male activities. If a born female can infiltrate a born males activities, then males should be able to step into female activities at will. after all, many females have done everything they can to emasculate males by ridiculing and brainwashing (starting with their husbands, sons, employees and any other men they might have control over.) If you don’t want them in your space, try staying in your own lane! PS. No pronoun, I am a born female who is not afraid of men.
Just curious – how come “men” are not re-named/labelled to sperm producers or hand-held urine/bladder release beings???
I remember when there was nothing wrong with “men only” bars and clubs. i also remember when Girl Scouts was for girls and Boy Scouts was for boys. Back then, it wasn’t fun or interesting to be in a “women’s club” so I think that is why some women wanted to invade men’s clubs – they didn’t know how to have fun.