WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sen. John Fetterman triggered another Democratic emergency Tuesday after committing the increasingly serious offense of saying exactly what he thinks about the Democratic Socialists of America, sources have confirmed.
Fetterman warned Democrats to separate themselves from socialism, prompting party strategists to activate the Truth Containment Protocol.
“Quick,” shouted one consultant.
“Change the subject!”
Within minutes, Michigan voters reportedly received newspapers announcing Abdul El-Sayed was a veteran.
One staffer slowly raised his hand.
“Wasn’t he… not a veteran?”
“Details, Kevin. Fetterman is talking.”
The publication later blamed the mistake on grammar, officially establishing the comma as the newest casualty of election season.
Meanwhile, DSA activists demanded Fetterman apologize for describing them accurately.
Establishment Democrats demanded he stop helping Republicans by saying things voters might understand.
Republicans did nothing.
They simply pulled up lawn chairs.
“This is incredible,” one GOP voter said.
“Every time John talks, Democrats argue with him and prove his point.”
Party officials then unveiled their new messaging rules:
Socialist says something insane: Context.
Fetterman says something obvious: Crisis.
Newspaper prints something false: Typo.
Voter notices: Misinformation.
As of press time, Democrats were still trying to bury Fetterman’s latest truth bomb beneath corrections, disclaimers, and one extremely hardworking comma.
There are 120,000 members of the FSA… less than 10 times the number of Uber drivers in America.
Wow…. What is the hell is wrong with these young kids today? They push for these things but have never lived in a socialist environment. They should live in one before they start to push for something that was taught by the commie college instructor. It just shows that people are easily manipulated and there should be a law that if you were NOT born in this country , you cannot hold any office.
The left thinks “work” is a bad 4-letter word.
I’ll tell you, these Democrats don’t realize the mocking they’re setting themselves up for this BIG TENT ISSUE THEY KEEP SAYING ??? WHAT IS IT? “PEE-WEE‘S BIG TOP” ! ! ! A BUNCH OF PEDOCRAP CLOWNS IN A TENT TRIPPING OVER EACH OTHER, LOOKING FOR A STUPID BICYCLE THAT BELONGS TO NANCY PELOSI !!! or WHATEVER ??? EVEN IF THEY WERE LOOKING FOR A BICYCLE THAT WASN’T THERE IT WOULD BE MORE DONE BY DOING SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT THEN THE REALLY STUPID STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTH’S THE LAST 10 YEARS AND NOW THE STUPIDEST THING THAT COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTH IS THEIR PEDOCAT TENT, PEEWEES BIG TOP” ! ! ! THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT LIKE IT’S SOME SPECIAL TENT, AND DON’T REALIZE JUST HOW STUPID THEY SOUND AND BECAUSE IT’S MORE LIKE “PEE-WEE‘S BIG TOP”! ! ! TOO BAD PAUL RUBIN DIED THEY COULD’VE HAD A RING LEADER IN THEIR PARTY UNDER THEIR BIG TENT, “PEE-WEE‘S BIG TOP” ! ! ! SO IS IT PEE-WEE PELOSI STILL OR IS IT PEE-WEE JEFFERIES OR PEE-WEE SCHUMER ??? That’s right I FORGOT, THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW ??? ! ! !
In the year 2000, I was working on a ship-building project in Poland. Only ten years prior the Berlin Wall fell and all of Eastern Europe was freed from Communism/Marxism. The people of Poland were so happy to finally experience freedom and the opportunity to have a free market.
Most Poles became very entrepreneurial and started many small businesses. They told me of the horror stories of living under a Communist Government. They had little freedom, days without electricity, food rationing, fuel rationing, and most resorted to a ‘barter system’ and a ‘black market’ to trade goods and services with their neighbors. Venezuela and Cuba are still the same.
Why any young idiot would embrace Marxism is because they are completely uneducated.
Thank You Senator Fetterman, at least we know there is one sane member of the Senatie and the House in that glorious instituition called CONGRESS !!
And another thing, these Democrats are lying to their own constituents about these data centers, these Democrats are saying that the killer plants for the air-conditioning are going to use millions of millions of gallons of water like they think when you go swimming in a pool you have to drain it every day. What a bunch of idiots a chiller Plant recycles the water all the time it doesn’t keep adding it only adds when it needs it and it uses very little extra water after it’s filled up. 2ND, these idiot Democrats are spending too much in Pee-wee‘s big top and they’re lying to their constituents about you’re not gonna have any electricity cause they’re gonna use it all up.????? NO THEY’RE NOT AND NO THEY’RE NOT ! ! ! EVERY DAY THE CENTER BUILT IS GONNA BUILD THEIR OWN POWER PLANT, WHICH WILL BE BUILT TO ELECTRIFY VEIRA DATA CENTERS, CHILLER PLAN AND HAVE A LOT LEFT OVER TO MAKE THE ELECTRIC A LOT CHEAPER FOR ANYONE THAT LIVES AROUND THESE DATA CENTERS ???? SO THESE DEMOCRATS ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF LIARS. THEY LIE ALL THE TIME THEY SHOULD HAVE THEIR MOUTH STITCHED SHUT ! ! ! GO BACK IN PEE-WEE‘S BIG TOP AND ZIPPER. THE DOOR SHUT. !!!!
If you give a stupid kid four years of living for free in a college quad with its own swimming pool, high end kitchen and 80 inch big screen TV, they will expect that from their government upon their departure from the college with their Climate Studies degree. The liberals will create a Climate Crisis so that said stupid kid somehow can be employed in a grant-based federal fund tax sucker.
That’s the plan. And, by the way, they will only tax the rich? No way, in Maine, Troy Jackson is behind all the tax increases on Social Security payouts. And yet his messaging is about protecting SS. Really a dumb man, with a really dumb history.