Debbie Wasserman Schultz has reportedly proclaimed herself “Supreme Leader of Reality,” announcing that she alone now holds the sacred power to determine the cause of all human suffering, sources have confirmed.
In a hastily arranged press conference — held somewhere between a broom closet and a temper tantrum — Schultz declared she had been “chosen by destiny” to reassign blame for every misfortune to President Donald J. Trump.
MSNBC analysts, visibly trembling with excitement, nodded like bobbleheads as she read from a handwritten list accusing Trump of:
- Hurricanes
- Flat tires
- Printer jams
- Global supply chain chaos
- Rising cheese prices
- And “every bad day I’ve ever endured”
Outside, supporters waved misspelled ‘Blame Trump,’ ‘Bad Whether,’ and something called ‘hurriganes’ signs, proudly proving that passion matters more than spelling.
At one point, Schultz ordered CNN to run a chyron reading:
“BREAKING: TRUMP RESPONSIBLE FOR CLOUD FORMATIONS.”
Producers shrugged and put it on screen.
She then instructed the media to issue hourly reminders that Trump also “probably invented Mondays.”
Meanwhile, Governor Ron DeSantis reportedly asked staff to check “the going rate for relocating difficult politicians to Canada,” noting Florida taxpayers “would consider it a charitable investment.”
As of press time… Schultz was drafting an emergency proclamation blaming Trump for gravity “because things keep falling and that feels personal.”
Debbie Wasserman Shultz, Yo and your Liberal friends are IDIOTS!!!
RIGHT ON CARL!!!!!
Debbie Wasserman Shultz, You and your Liberal friends are IDIOTS!!!
Why did your cartoonist make Debbie Wasser-whatever look SO MUCH better than she actually does ???
HA HA – SO TRUE !!!!!
It’s amazing how all the liberal Florida politicians like Schultz, constantly bash and besmirch Trump, DeSantis, Rubio and all of the rest of the conservatives who have made Florida and our country great. Yet, they live in Florida ! They will never leave Florida ! They will stay and spend their entire lives basking in the benifits of a state that prospers from conservative policies…
They will enjoy and prosper themselves from it, while bitching and bitching and bitching about them the entire time !
Ron should start a “love it or leave it” policy for all Florida politicians !
Maybe Trump should start a “love it or leave it” policy for ALL American politicians !
The Supreme Leader of Reality wouldn’t know reality if it came up and bite her.
She’s so dumb if you locked her in dark closet with a flashlight she couldn’t
find her behind with both hands and the flashlight.
Apparently someone doesn’t not want me to remind Americans .
Remember! That this is the same vile evil person who gave security clearances to two Muslims That stole sensitive documents from our White House and fled the country. Taking documents that were never retrieved But was used as a foreign countries purpose .
Any one with more the 2 working brain cells knows, she’s an idiot and thinks Americans will believe her BS.
Gee, it’s really amazing how powerful Trump must be in order to do all the things the Left claims….. It’s as if the Left is showering him with super-natural strength.
Don’t forget, Donald Trump also shot himself in the ear so that he could garner sympathy win the election. He must be God.
Yeah what band did he hold the gun ? Really stupid response. You and your kind have absolutely no patriotism for the American people. Or America. When you can’t use your own brain. Every time you write crap without truth. You give our enemies a platform to attack and burn the flag of Americans. Think about your responses before you spew. Trump is simply the one in the seat. But you and I are the ones that pay the price for Every remark against anyone who is trying to save this nation .Americans are living the hell that politicians created. We pay the price and must use our heads. Our people will die because of stupid remarks.
Remember the seditious 6 were voting to keep the government shut down And soldiers were not paid ! Yet those same soldiers are to listen to theses idiots
Who didn’t want them to eat. Now these same idiots want the soldiers to disobey orders.