Dave Grohl, member of rock group Foo Fighters and part-time collaborator in groups including Them Crooked Vultures, Queens of the Stone Age, and Tenacious D, has announced his newest side project: a baby conceived outside of his own marriage.
“I know I’ve disappointed my family with my actions,” began a press statement issued by Grohl this morning. “But I simply can’t help it. I need to reach out and collaborate with as many different people as I can. It’s just part of being a musician. And while we usually get together and make albums, this time my session partner and I produced a baby instead. It’s really not that big of a deal.”
Fans of Grohl’s were surprised at his most recent collaboration.
“Wow, he’s releasing another kid?” asked local rock fan Martin Browning. “This guy never stops! I doubt it will be as cool as his earlier kids, but that’s how it goes in rock and roll, I guess. I wonder if he’ll start another whole family or if he’ll stick to solo projects like this?”
As of press time, the new Grohl release was still untitled, and expected to be released in about nine months.
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