California Gov. Gavin Newsom showed up to a recent event dressed like a budget version of Batman’s Two-Face, perfectly capturing his signature political style of saying whatever the nearest camera wants to hear, sources have confirmed.
In a dazzling display of election-year face gymnastics, Newsom nodded along with Bernie Sanders that the system is “rigged for the wealthy,” then immediately agreed with President Trump that the system is “broken” because of high taxes, regulation, and politicians like Gavin Newsom.
When pressed on which side of his face actually believed what, Newsom reportedly flipped a shiny coin and said, “Yes.”
“The system is broken,” Newsom declared from the left side of his mouth.
“We must tax billionaires and give everyone free everything.”
Then, turning slightly right, he added, “The system is broken because taxes are too high and businesses keep fleeing California for some mysterious reason nobody can explain.”
Witnesses say the governor’s head spun faster than a taxpayer-funded wind turbine as he tried to sound like Bernie, Trump, and a moderate suburban dad in the same sentence.
Critics noted Newsom’s “man of the people” suit cost more than most Californians’ monthly rent.
Insiders say he is simply testing the Two-Face cosplay ahead of 2028.
As of press time, Newsom was raising taxes on billionaires while begging Elon Musk to stay in California and please ignore the first side of his face.
I would say that Newsome reminds me of that particular brand of slimy, cunning, lying two faced used car salesman who would tell you absolutely anything it took to get you to buy that horrible car…
But that would be an insult to that particular brand of used car salesman !
I would like for anyone to tell me which DEMOCRAT hasn’t done the same thing that Newsom is doing right now to get elected. Prime example ABIGAIL SPANBERGER (D) VA.. She lied thru her teeth or would not answer at all when caught and now the voters of Virginia are living with the results.
Yes Charles, us Virginians are living with the election results but whose fault is that? The stupid voters got what they voted for. She’s only 4 months into her term so it will only get worse. However, she did get a little ass kicking by the Virginia Supreme Court reversing that ridiculous redistricting referendum. However, the DEI voters in Hampton Roads and NOVA will continue to send uber partisans like Scott, Lucas, and Surowell to the Legislature, so even after Spanberger leaves in 2030 Virginia will still be a blue progressive state. Might be time to consider a move to South Carolina.
Gavin Newsom and his behavior epitomizes what is broken in our political system.
Groomed for Politics. Securing votes under false pretenses and exercising the art of deception.
A man with low intelligence along with an ego bigger than any venue.
An overabundance of pride that keeps him from understanding that a public servant’s role is to help others.
We lived in California for 25 years and left the State.
I hope he runs in 2028. More Americans will see and sense this. And when his lack of accomplishments as Governor are revealed, it will be fun to watch this man try to deceive listeners.
I suggest he should go into acting. Join the hypocritical lot of malcontents in Hollywood.
Vote Democratic. We will be on line for bread. Breathing clean air. Our children at 18 years old will be reading at 2nd grade level. So much more…….