Authorities have warned Americans to be on the lookout for a large caravan of migrants that have reportedly breached the American border to see if In-N-Out Burger is as good as everyone says it is.
“I can’t believe what it’s come to down here,” said local border guard Joey Franklin. “I realize that there’s always going to be attempts at immigration, and that’s why my job exists. But they’re so brazen lately. Be on the lookout, everyone. These guys are everywhere, and if you’re trying to grab lunch they might really screw up your day.”
Despite the objections of many Americans, the migrants claim they’re just trying to see what all the fuss is about with In-N-Out Burger.
“People keep telling us how good this American In-N-Out Burger is, so we thought we’d cross the border and come check it out this afternoon,” said one migrant who preferred to remain anonymous. “It was okay, but I’m not sure it is worth all the fuss people make about it. I think I prefer Whataburger if I’m being honest. Next time we pop over I told everyone I wanted to try a Rally’s or Carl’s Jr., if we can find one.”
As of press time, the caravan was spotted trying to find somewhere they could get dessert that was still open.
Tell them to come in by the front door and they can eat any where they please
I understand a LARGE CARAVAN of Obama/Biden appointed federal judges, and prosecutors have been spotted headed for the Mexican Border, just ahead of REAL JUSTICE!
Where they riding in their Limo’s/ one last ride on the taxpayer’s dime just to remind them of the good old days, we welcome their departure but insist on destroying any passports to insure no return, also they must denounce their citizenship with the understanding that any attempt to return will be treated as a threat to national security 😄
Our United States of America has the most ignorant, unqualified, stupid people running our country. They have opened our borders for only God knows what to enter. If one of us tried entering those countries, just what do you think would happen. You might think you can waltz in and have a burger there but I think you will get a heck of a lots more than a burger and it won’t be worth a stupid burger!!
Other countries don’t have this problem because their countries suck! Why do you think immigrants are, as you put it, “Flooding” into the US? Because the Dems are asking them to come! Get real. More fear based politics.
BTW. I thought this was very funny. Especially the part about people having their lunch disrupted by all the migrants at the restaurant.
.. correct ..
End this clown show . vote RED .
what this gov. is doing is (((((((((( TREASON )))))))) WAKE UP AND VOTE THEM OUT OR LOSE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE , FREEDOM, PROPERTY, BANK ACC. CHILDREN (((((((( DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT )))))))))))))))) ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
vote .. end this clown show ..
stop the insanity .