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Hegseth Sends Judge to Boot Camp, Legal Briefs Required

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
March 23, 2025
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In an unprecedented move that’s more shocking than a wake-up call at zero dark thirty, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has ordered U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes to report to Fort Benning at 0600 to personally instruct Army Rangers on executing high-value target raids, sources have confirmed.

This directive comes hot on the heels of Reyes’ decision last week to block the Pentagon from enforcing President Donald Trump’s executive order that bans transgender individuals from military service.



Hegseth, known for his unorthodox leadership methods, suggested that if Reyes can navigate the complex waters of constitutional law under fire, she might as well teach our Rangers how to navigate hostile territory. “Her ability to pinpoint legal loopholes is as critical as hitting a target in enemy lines,” Hegseth argued, sparking mixed reactions from the military community.

Critics argue that Reyes’ legal acumen might not translate to tactical raid prowess. However, supporters within the administration are keen to see if her sharp judicial insights could indeed reshape special operations tactics.

As of press time, Reyes was reportedly seen consulting a ‘Raid Operations for Dummies’ book, while Pentagon officials scrambled to add legal jargon to their combat training manuals.

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Comments 21

  1. Charles Evering says:
    3 months ago

    Can the trainees actually use full measures during the exercise? These Judges are a joke along with their Democrat MASTERS.

    Reply
    • dakotahjoe says:
      3 months ago

      I know all the MagaMorons believe that judges should be like congress and just roll over for whatever Trump does. But thankfully we have people in power that know the difference between right and wrong. But it sure helps Trump as he plays his victim card. But you seem to have drunk the kool-aid.

      Reply
      • Bopper says:
        3 months ago

        you are an idiot

        Reply
      • Harry says:
        3 months ago

        Sorry Charlie , you didn’t take your smart pill. You like the US Aid not the Kool Aid.

        Reply
      • Irv C says:
        3 months ago

        It’s you who have drank the kool aid. Stay in fantasy land and let us Patriots Navigate our country. Honestly, if you want killers in our midst then please move to Guatemala. Semper Fi

        Reply
      • GSM says:
        3 months ago

        Only fools believe the way you do . We have separate branch’s of Government for a reason .Where was your sorry butte when Biden broke every law there was ? The judicial is under the branch of congress Congress can get rid of them And Trump can cut their pay off .
        Every comment you make is simply filled with Hate for Trump And through your stupidity. You fail to see its Americans you are destroying You embolden our enemies. And soon you will have an opportunity to show us all if you are a coward When we will all see attacks upon this country By the Terrorists Biden brought in. . Since you don’t stand for Americans . I doubt you will stand for yourself . If you knew God you would not destroy Americans If you did know God you would know what is coming and it has everything to do with the evil Americans have turned too
        I doubt you are even in America And that you are one of the terrorists about to be unleashed upon America .
        I guess you never heard the saying. We stand together People like you never stand for anything right But sure will fight to the death to destroy

        Reply
        • Guido says:
          3 months ago

          AMEN !!!!

          Reply
      • Bob O’Brien says:
        3 months ago

        So 88 million of us are morons to you. Well you and your ilk keep wearing your head up your ass and watch the democrat party disappear forever.

        Reply
        • GSM says:
          3 months ago

          Well yours is up someone else’s

          Reply
        • GSM says:
          3 months ago

          Thought you wrote this to me !

          Reply
      • Gus says:
        3 months ago

        YOU are what’s wrong with AMERICA, complete MORON.

        Reply
      • chief1937 says:
        3 months ago

        The judges did not have a problem with rolling over for the Biden Administration, but Trump’s ideas seem to all be taboo to them. Look at their ruling then try and tell me there is no bias.

        Reply
      • KMS says:
        2 months ago

        It’s obvious by your slander of MAGA that you have one intention. You are a typical anti-American that’s dug in deep to bring nothing but disgrace and division among the citizens who truly have been lied to and deceived by the lowest educated college degree program offered for a majority of the lazy, sit on your asses, stand before cameras and imagine you’re and actor. Lies and destruction of the only remaining free nation in the world proves how UnAmerican you truly are. It’s shame that American Democrats have led the world in the least intelligent population in the civilized world. Why? Ask the likes of Schumer the Jew who hates Jews and wants nothing but embellishing wealth off the cheap paid labor forces, dark money from illegal trading of outdated weapons, insider trading and a complete Hitler supporter of the Nazis extermination of Jew around the world. Pelosi is a demented mouth that fears death because she knows the furnace is hot where they are all going to spend eternity. And you are on your way to live eternity with them. I know you will jump in line to get your mark of the beast because he’s your daddy. Kill, Steal, Destroy and Lie. Yes, you are your demon daddy’s DNA

        Reply
      • Michael Paaverud says:
        2 weeks ago

        If there’s any ‘kool aide’ left over we’ll be glad to pour you a glass.

        Reply
    • George E. Corwin says:
      3 months ago

      So true. DemocRats have always hated the military and law enforcement. It’s mind bogglig that any American Patriot would vote for that ilk!

      Reply
  2. Helen E Sanders says:
    3 months ago

    She isn’t going to learn anything from the ‘Dummies’ book. You have to have the knowledge in your head.

    Reply
  3. Darby O'Gill says:
    3 months ago

    It was a cowardly move on the part of psychiatrists to remove homosexuality from being correctly described as a psychological disorder. It opened a can of worms which needs to be re-sealed. The late Fr. John Harvey helped many men to abandon that evil and destructive life.

    Reply
    • Greenyardlady19@icloud.com says:
      3 months ago

      Most of them were queers

      Reply
  4. Mechanic says:
    3 months ago

    Exactly how Pete should’ve handled it. Get back to “put your money where your mouth is! Let’s see what you got!”. Way to handle it!
    And dakotajoe, keep eating that stuff your whole head will be a Hemrhoid.

    Reply
  5. pa l says:
    3 months ago

    DUH, just DUH….whatever Trump does is because he was ELECTED to do just that in his campaign promises…maybe you were attending a pink puzzy hat protest and missed those promises…..try to keep up

    Reply
  6. TB says:
    3 months ago

    Perhaps every judge (and attorney) needs to have an ear nicked to get a better idea of the real world they are so intent on destroying.

    Reply

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