In a scene more fitting for recess than politics, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer was reportedly caught playing hide and seek in the Oval Office during a scheduled visit to Washington, D.C., sources have confirmed.
According to eyewitnesses, staffers were baffled when Whitmer disappeared moments before a joint press event. After 20 minutes of searching, she was found crouched behind a curtain near the Resolute Desk, giggling and whispering, “They’ll never find me here.” Secret Service agents initially thought it was a security breach—until she shouted “found you!” at a confused intern walking by.
When asked for comment, the governor’s office issued a brief statement: “Governor Whitmer believes in transparency… just not during games.” White House aides have since installed motion sensors and toddler gates in high-risk areas.
As of press time, President Biden was seen wandering the Rose Garden with a juice box, muttering, “Not it,” while several cabinet members began counting to ten with their eyes closed.
Governor Whitmer, is the object in a show & tell show, on being the dumbest clown in the room.
Most Politicians, Be he/she would give almost a arm or leg to get into the White House, let
along a photos.
But what was Biden doing in the Rose Garden? Dis he shit in his pants again?
Biden went back to Delaware in January. Why was she visiting Trump?
Someone told her ‘If she was planning on runing for the White House, being seen in it, was a good idea.
She was too dumb to understand.
Biden went back to Delaware in January. Why was she visiting Trump?
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The you can’t buy seeds Michigan Governor dimwit. So there are seeds hidden in the vegetable and fruits we buy Governor dimwit.
This criminal needs in prison not at the White House and Trump needs to quit talking with this murder, she killed elderly by placing Covid infected people in nursing homes homes, then she tried to take all our rights away wanted to become a dictator, on top of all that her and her husband went traveling vacation that we were told No stay home indoors, she needs prison time, security clearance revoked, very high fines, banned from ever working in any public, or government jobs for life, Trump needs to start really checking out these people like bondi she needs removed she has already caved to so called elites hiding their names from the public, that were involved with the epstein garbage, so get rid of her do t trust her she needs gone
Cuomo (disgraced blueNY gov) sexually harassed women so he could resign to ascend hochul and avoid charges for the CCPVID murders he caused. I would expect gretch witless could easily do the same (for her garlin gilchrist) to avoid any murder charges using a few “chicks with a dicks.”
Pretty easy set of dots to connect; Whitmer is still delusional and thinks she is Monica Lewinski. She and Biden planned a tryst in the Oral Office but Biden got lost and she got caught. Joe ended up getting pegged by Hunter in the same closet where he left his coke stash. They’ve fumigate the WH twice and still can’t get rid of the Biden infestation.