WASHINGTON, D.C. — Running low on fresh outrage, Hillary Clinton and her band of exhausted progressives have officially returned to their comfort zone — fundraising off interior design, sources have confirmed.
In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, Clinton launched the campaign “Save Democracy: Stop the Drapes,” claiming that President Trump’s new White House ballroom décor poses “an existential threat to national sanity.”
According to insiders, Hillary personally tested multiple shades of gold under “emotional duress,” declaring that the chandeliers “reek of authoritarian glamour.”
Donors are being urged to contribute $27 to “repaint America’s soul in soothing beige.”
Progressive organizers say the campaign includes a hotline for liberals traumatized by decorative opulence.
Callers reportedly receive comfort affirmations like “You are enough, even if your couch isn’t gilded.”
Even Democratic strategists admit the effort may be overreaching.
One DNC aide confessed, “We just raised $8 million to stop throw pillows. I think we’ve peaked.”
Meanwhile, conservatives have embraced the chaos, launching their own counter-campaign, “Make Carpets Great Again,” which promises to install a giant American flag rug across the East Wing.
As of press time, Clinton was seen designing a follow-up initiative titled “Ban the Ballroom”, featuring a GoFundMe tier that lets donors “sponsor one emotional support fern for triggered progressives.”
It’s bizare that Hillary has totally lost her mind, but even far worse is, the embarrassing percentage of Americans that are stupid enough to still follow or donate the this crazy woman’s insane campaigns.
Surprising Hillary would pick beige she would never have a beige under her nose or on her lips. She’s a pelt licker only she needs new medication 100mg of needadick take twice a day.
Dumborats,I love,see them go crazy and melting down on Trump’s new construction of the big beautiful ballroom , They have completely lost they’re minds,they don’t remember all the past President’s new construction and or re modeling of the White House,TDS and CRS,,,can’t remember shit,
All the past construction had been done with permission and permits and the approval by the people. This guy is a runaway lunatic!
Say what? She’s got nothing better to do than to dictate how the current President decorates the White House?? Wow
Attention!
Watch the killer hag line her Patric daughter up for President It’s coming folks
Ahab and Jezebel should have been in front of a firing squad years ago. They have over 162 suicides to their credit and Ahab ‘s killing of the people of Waco/Rubyridge . To the countless rapes and man goo drippings he left all over our house .Truthfully people illegals have done more damage than the people of Waco who were just a commune Bernie Sanders came out of the drug infested hippies. .