After campaigning for Democrats, Hollywood’s loudest “stars,” as listed on the press release they wrote themselves, demanded a change in leadership and agreed to trade jobs with Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, sources have confirmed.
Rosie O’Donnell took the Senate chair and announced that the price of groceries would come down right after this commercial break.
The C-SPAN cameraman told her they didn’t have commercials.
Rosie asked him what he expected her to do with the rest of the hour.
Ben McKenzie arrived to chair a hearing on housing costs.
A witness asked how a family making sixty grand could afford a home.
“On The O.C., they just wrote me into somebody else’s house,” McKenzie said.
“Has anyone tried that?”
Mark Ruffalo spent forty minutes rehearsing how to look furious about the cost of eggs.
An aide brought him a bill that might help.
He asked who was playing the eggs.
Meanwhile, Schumer and Jeffries landed in Hollywood, where a studio handed them the footage from the campaign trail.
They cut the part about lowering prices to make room for a scene where everybody blames the previous director.
At a test screening, voters complained they’d already seen this movie.
As of press time, the studio had promised cheaper tickets in the sequel and asked the audience to pay for it upfront.
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Are people forgetting that grocery prices and gas prices, utility prices, mortgages, rent and everything else went up under the Democrats four years with Joe Biden in the White House i guess they forgot that. I haven’t, and the ones out there who has needs to do some research and realize what y’all have done by putting Democrats back in charge of the Senate and House of Representatives. You think prices are just gonna go down with Democrats in control of the two houses, you’re fooling yourself cause they are making millions a dollars on high prices you people who put them back in charge are fooling yourself if you think they’re gonna do anything for lower prices now, or if they get back to White House in 2028 cause they will not. So when this socialism c*** kick in these blue states don’t be surprised when they start rationing food. Because nothing is free and I’m want to see y’all’s reaction when y’all all realize that choosing socialism and Communists is one big lie other countries have tried it and found out it does not work. Look at Venezuela they used to be one of the richest country on earth now they’re one of the poorest all because they turn their country into a socialist country.
(GOD BLESS AMERICA AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN AND KEEP IT FREE AND SAFE)
D*** I LOVE FREEDOM
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