Hough Advocates Land Returns, Keeps Own Plot

At the 97th annual Oscars ceremony, actress Julianne Hough took a bold stance, declaring that Hollywood should return its land to the native American tribes of Tongva, Tataviam, and Chumash, sources have confirmed.

Her passionate speech was met with roaring applause, as she eloquently discussed the importance of restitution and respect for indigenous rights. However, Hough made it clear that her own sprawling mansion is off-limits.

“I absolutely believe Hollywood should honor our native lands, but I’ll be keeping my estate. It’s a necessary exception,” Hough stated, stirring a mix of cheers and bewildered murmurs. Critics were quick to call out the apparent hypocrisy, labeling her stance as “Not In My Backyard Activism.”

The actress’s declaration has sparked a heated debate in Hollywood circles, with some praising her bravery, while others accuse her of virtue signaling from the comfort of her gated community.

As of press time, real estate agents were reportedly flooded with inquiries from Hollywood elites seeking properties that were “socially conscious but still comfortably luxurious,” leading to a spike in listings described as “ancestrally guilt-free luxury living.”