WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hunter Biden reportedly announced plans for a triumphant return to the art world this week, sending the Biden family scrambling through couch cushions, jacket pockets, and several Delaware garages for enough cash to keep the family collection growing, sources have confirmed.
Hunter recently said he averaged roughly $225,000 annually selling paintings while Joe Biden was president.
The market has apparently changed.
(Hunter): “Dad, interested in a new piece?”
(Joe): “How much?”
(Hunter): “Ten grand.”
(Joe): “What is it?”
(Hunter): “Three stick figures.”
For a moment, Joe reportedly achieved a level of financial clarity unseen since someone explained the price tag.
(Joe): “Ten thousand dollars? For three stick figures?”
(Hunter): “They’re interpretive.”
(Joe): “They’re expensive.”
Jill reportedly began Googling HOW MUCH IS A FARM WORTH QUICKLY?
Then Congress called.
Hunter enthusiastically agreed to testify.
(Hunter): “Sure. Can I bring paintings?”
(Official): “No.”
(Hunter): “Lobby display?”
(Official): “No.”
(Hunter): “Silent auction?”
(Official): “Hunter.”
Sources say he packed paintings anyway, plus two large canvases, a Square reader, and cards reading CONGRESSIONAL DISCOUNT: 10% OFF WITH SUBPOENA.
One senator asked about presidential-family business connections.
Hunter pointed toward a canvas.
(Hunter): “Have you considered owning that question in blue?”
As of press time, congressional security was explaining that the hearing room is not technically a gallery, even if Hunter is theoretically already performing.
Who is Joe Biden?
I “forgot”
Hunter, the smartest man ex-President Biden knows.
Now begins his donation and support gathering for his candidacy as, and for the Presidency of the United States of America.
We have seen the offerings of the DNC/DSP.
Hunter is the best of the best.
Seriously, who would be in their right mind to buy this shit from a drug addict and con man.
During the time Biden was in power, those who solicited favors from him.
I would not buy one of his paintings for no amount of money if I had 1 of those paintings, he would have to pay me $1 million dollars to have it in my home. The only thing a painting of his would be good for is a sh*t room or to throw darts at.
Speaking of con men…..Hunter pales in comparison to Donny Jr for complete nepotistic corruption.. A chip off the old, rascist, ignorant block. Kremlin even paid for his wedding reception! Gee why would they do that????
No wonder dad couldn’t make it. Even a blind idiot could see how bad that looked. But folks don’t seem to mind.
You seem to mind. I don’t remember you or your Trump hating cohorts pointing out the hundreds of millions of dollars pouring into the Biden’s coffers from China.?? I wonder why.