After being neglected in the immediate aftermath of a devastating hurricane, North Carolina has reportedly changed its name to Israel, in an attempt to trick the U.S. Government into deeming them worthy of financial assistance, sources confirm.
“We’ve been without power, water, food, and medical supplies for days at this point,” said Arthur Travis, a recent survivor of Hurricane Helene who was stranded on his rooftop after his Appalachian town flooded. “I saw Joe Biden say that we’ve gotten all the help FEMA has to offer, but I also read about how they just kicked Israel another 8 billion dollars, so I don’t know. I hope this renaming plan works, I really want to get off of this roof!”
Once being told there was an Israel just several hundred miles away from his residence in Washington, D.C., an excited Biden insisted we do everything possible to assist them.
“I’ve been told there’s an Israel I somehow never knew about, just down I-85,” said Biden. “And they need our help right now. So I’ve arranged for several aircraft to drop as much cash as possible on the area for an undetermined amount of time. We’ll always have money for Israel!”
As of press time, Florida had changed its name to Ukraine hoping for similar results.
Dumb because bidenomics hates Israel
If they change to Ukraine maybe
Biden will still give unlimited cash to Israel. He’s a jew shill, on their payroll, just like the rest of the traitors.
So on point. Satire at it’s best.
Easy way to get rich at the expense of the Government, follow suit of other countries. Get / buy / possess an island somewhere, declare war on the US and get foreign aid. No need for a disaster with FEMA doling out aid, it would take years, and may not get it.
Joe Shmoe, you are spot on ! 👍🤣
Biden will hold back…
And Harris will no show ! 😱
China joe and the bitch proving they don’t give a shit about Americans.
Yes my vote will cost 20000 this week..of course prices are going up due to inflation so hurry with my bribe..I mean if Biden/Harris can take bribes so can I..Americans should charge for their vote instead of sending their hard earned cash to these thieves wearing suits in congress for “campaign “ money which all of them dip into for whatever they want..be a cold day in hell before I send my money to ANY millionaire who makes more money than I will ever see in my lifetime in a week also I have seen people say that prices going up isn’t anything to do with who is in the government..to them I say bullsh-t…if they can send billions of dollars overseas then they can take care of people here whose money they are stealing how about replacing the huge amount of money they stole from social security instead of telling us it’s going broke..I reckon it is with idiots spending like there is no tomorrow
Satire is one thing, but this goes too far. Lives were lost, floods are not terrorists. Natural disasters, no matter how severe are not planned and executed on a schedule. The desired destruction of a country and its people by terrorist groups in a planned coordinated manner is pure evil.
You’re right. The country that murdered Jesus Christ is pure evil.
To be technical, The Jews didn’t kill Jesus, The Romans did. And God said he bless those who bless Israel and curse those who curse her. So, if I were you, I’d change my tune.
Bad satire. Ukraine would have been more appropos. The aidc to Israel is tiny in comparison to what has been going to Ukraine. Besides, most of the “aid” is selling armaments, which the Administration has been slow-walking. The incompetence of the Democrat Administration is once again in view. A lack of leadership at the upper levels because they are ideologically bound and the result of DEI hires. Let’s get the Republicans back in; they are the Executive Branch who know how to mange things and get things done.
We need to shut off all aid to Israel. They are taking us straight into WW3. They don’t give a damn about Christians.
Why not change to Ukraine??? Biden administration has sent a lot more money and weapons to Zelenskyy!!!!! 380 billion and 118 billion to direct military aid!! This just recently!! Israel has received 158 billion since 1948!! Now call yourself UKRAINE!!
Because the jew bastards want us to fight their wars and die for them. Fuck Israel!
blaming everyone but our current administration is moronic,,,joe blow and kackles could give a crap about you or any other american, directing your justified frustrations and wanting help from joe blow and kackles not gonna happen any time soon.
We need a moral person like Trump who really cares about all of us. Now that is satire.
Should have changed their name to Ukraine , then they would have had billions of American Dollars given to them immediately