In a breathtaking display of selfless heroism, indicted Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick announced she is immediately resigning from Congress so she can devote her full attention to “fighting for her neighbors” in Florida’s 20th District, sources have confirmed.
“Rather than play these political games, I choose to step away,” the congresswoman wrote on social media.
“This fight is far from over.”
Political analysts noted the touching irony that the main fight Cherfilus-McCormick appears to have been engaged in was allegedly stealing millions in COVID-19 emergency funds from the very neighbors she now claims to champion with such passion.
The lawmaker, who faces up to 53 years in prison for allegedly swiping relief money meant for struggling Floridians, insisted her sudden exit has nothing to do with the looming expulsion threat and everything to do with her deep, undying love for the people whose bank accounts she’s accused of treating like a personal ATM.
Democrats quickly hailed the move as “courageous” and “noble,” while Republican lawmakers told reporters, “She’ll have plenty of time to reflect in a nice federal penitentiary — I hear they even have Wi-Fi.”
As of press time, Cherfilus-McCormick was reportedly hard at work drafting her next noble crusade — a GoFundMe titled “Legal Defense Fund So I Can Keep Fighting for My Neighbors,” while reminding supporters that taking taxpayer money is only corruption when Republicans do it.
The 13% at it again the protected class
So very true! The unmitigated goal of this female is mind numbing! I would be embarrassed to show my face around where I lived if I had done the same things to my neighbors… But maybe her neighbors don’t hold her to the higher standard for which she should be held. Hoodrats gonna do what hood rats do!
Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing…
Reading her name tore me up and whilst trying to read the message, I as a Polyglot couldn’t control my laughter I believe her parents identified her well, beyond comparison. Let me explain, in English is often not pronounced but an extension of the preceding vowel, to make me wet myself looking at some languages the ch is applied as an s, lets see what her name revealed to me: Cherfilus pronounced perfectly could be Syphilis the most famous sexual infection through prostitution (whoring). Somebody help me please, I want to live under the rule of an undefiled Christ, not under a heathen or a Christ defiling muslim, a man that denounces Christ Jesus as Lord and savior is from satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(with Cherfilus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Late stage syphilis, a disease, well-known to run rampant within the Communist community!!! Symptoms, unmitigated distortions, lies falsehoods With occasional Cases of marrying your brother or sleeping with a Chinese spy And bringing false impeachment proceedings against a sitting President. Hail King Trump hail King Trump victory, is ours!!!
Trump should be removed and jailed as
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If they Coulda – they Woulda already..
Says a good Communist!!!
Can you stay on topic for even a minute? Or are you so infected with TDS that it’s impossible for you to do?
Get a hold of that TDS gal, it makes you sound dumber and dumber each day🤣🤣🤣
Just another Liberal Dem that thinks embezzling Americans money makes her a good person. 5 million wasn’t enough. Now she needs more of your donations. She is Zero loss to the state of FL.
I said it once and I say it again. You democrats want saints to walk the halls of Congress, but keep voting for sinners.
Nick from Florida
Just another DEI black woman pushed up the ladder because of being a Token with no brains or accomplishments. This is what happens when you pick people from the bottom of the barrel they are always all rotten.
I’m 71 years old, served for 20 years on active duty in the U.S. Air Force, worked for a major government contractor (post-military career) and have seen a lot of corruption involving the D.O.D. (now the War Department). The ‘Scamdemic’ created the ‘Perfect Storm’ for massive corruption on a scale I’ve not seen in my life time. The normal levels of theft and deceit by over charging for goods and services wasn’t enough for the Democrats. They saw the opportunity to not only severely hinder Mr. Trumps efforts to restore the United States to a dominate world leader but steal Billions of tax dollars while assisting their Communist Chinese masters in destroying the American Economy from within. This Floridian Congress Woman is just the very tip of this enormous iceberg of corruption that has gone unchecked for decades. She is and was an insignificant flea on the American’s tax payers back and I’m thrilled she was caught and I hope she gets a long prison term. Now lets go after the really big players like the Clintons, Bidens, Obamas and all their lackeys.