Jill Biden’s top aide, Anthony Bernal, pleaded the Fifth in a House probe over an alleged Biden cover-up, sources have confirmed.
In a shocking twist, Bernal clammed up tighter than a liberal’s grip on a Starbucks latte when grilled about President Biden’s mental sharpness.
House Republicans, sniffing a scandal juicier than a Mar-a-Lago steak, claim this is proof of a White House plot to hide Joe’s “naptime presidency.”
Insiders whisper that Bernal’s silence speaks volumes, with one GOP rep joking, “He’s protecting more secrets than Hunter’s laptop.”
Meanwhile, Democrats dismiss the probe as a MAGA-fueled witch hunt, insisting Jill’s aide is just “allergic to gotcha questions.”
The hearing room buzzed with tension, as Bernal’s lawyer reportedly passed him notes saying, “Say nothing, or we’re toast.”
Fox News cameras caught every squirm, fueling right-wing X posts calling it “Biden’s Watergate.”
As of press time, Bernal was spotted stress-eating a kale smoothie, muttering, “I regret ever signing up for this circus.”
Joe Biden’s inability to perform the duties of his office was so bad that none of his administration dare even hint of participating or having knowledge.They are all aware that their participation holds criminal liability. It should be no surprise that each is testifying to Congress that,” I don’t recall,” or “ I am exercising my right under the fifth amendment !”
Congress will get no assistance whatsoever from any of them in uncovering the truth !
Congress will have to, on their own, subpoena all records, logs, videos, recordings etc. that show Biden’s level of function (or non-function ). I just hope they are faster at doing these necessary things as the Democrats will be at shredding, burning, erasing, bleach-bitting and otherwise destroying all pertinent evidence, which I am confident they will surely do !
A zip tied hands hanging from a zip line across the Grand Canyon seems like a suitable end for Bidens entire Administration
Maybe it’s time That the DOJ re-visit the case that the FBI had against Jill. For her part in the unusual death of his first wife . Seems the wreck was not due to manufacturer malfunction. We already know she was his adulteress During his wife’s death.