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Jordan Subpoenas Insurers, Discovers Obamacare Was Actually ‘All-Expenses-Paid Island Club for Democrats’

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
February 10, 2026
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WASHINGTON — House Judiciary Chair Jim Jordan sent out subpoenas to health care executives after exposing what investigators are already calling “Obamacare’s All-Inclusive Donor Rewards Program,” sources have confirmed.

Remember back in December, when Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries were practically performing interpretive dance at their podiums, screaming that OBAMACARE SUBSIDIES WERE PURE, HOLY, AND ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR THE VERY BREATH OF AMERICA?



Well, that was right before $94 million in “ghost patient” subsidies were discovered, apparently funneling taxpayer money straight into beachfront villas, superyachts, and a suspicious number of “leadership meditation retreats” in the Cayman Islands.

Now that the fraud is in the open, both Schumer and Jeffries have reportedly entered what aides call “Strategic Silence Mode,” while leftist media urgently switched coverage to a three-part documentary titled Why Asking Questions Is Literally Violence.

One MSNBC producer allegedly warned that even uttering the word “subpoena” would summon a demon of accountability.

Meanwhile, health care executives were spotted panic-buying burner phones, repainting their yachts, and claiming the entire scandal was “a harmless spreadsheet vibe issue.”

Democratic campaign committees reportedly canceled their annual “Thank You, Insurance Industry” gala after discovering the piggy banks were empty.

As of press time several execs were frantically googling “can you donate tropical islands to charity.”

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Comments 8

  1. Suy says:
    2 months ago

    When are these corrupt people and companies and democrats going to prison. That’s all we need to know when how soon and a list of all those involved. These are federal crimes and might even be Treason with foreign nationals. Let the games begin. Why aren’t democrats being arrested they are always involved in major corruption.

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    • Daniel Jones says:
      2 months ago

      Proving the corruption we all knew about is not enough ,are the waiting for the Biden family prison building permits ? The problem is about 1/2 of the country is brainwashed or just plain braindead. With the rampant stupidity compounded by the corruption its hard to understand any God knowing person would call that acceptable.1 party assasinates its political opponents and 1 doesn’t, that’s normal?

      Reply
  2. William Reynolds says:
    2 months ago

    You are so right. If the shoe was on the Republicans they would be in jail look what bogus crap they did to Trump

    Reply
  3. Karen lindberg says:
    2 months ago

    it’s OKAY WHEN YOU’RE A LOUSY DEMOCRAT TRAITOR.

    Reply
    • Justme says:
      2 months ago

      The American people are FED UP with all the corruption and NOTHING gets done .. it’s already proven ..Soooo. do SOMETHING!! Show the people that is getting scammed out of their $ you really care!!

      Reply
  4. Ty says:
    2 months ago

    Every democrat must have a forensic financial investigation done on them they been stealing taxpayers money for years and laundering money to foreign countries and bogus companies just so they can get major kickbacks. How did every democrat become a multimillionaire in 4 years of the Biden democrats administration on a government salary. Jeffries was almost bankrupt before he got his government position and now he’s a multimillionaire how does that happen. These corrupt democrats need a colonoscopy in all their finances and assets vacation homes exotic cars Yachts etc. Get it done immediately.

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  5. GC says:
    2 months ago

    Trump wasn’t worth a wooden nickel before he was president. Check his net worth now.

    Reply
    • Roberta says:
      1 month ago

      If billions make a plug nickel, I guess you’re right.

      Reply

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