Kamala Harris’s new memoir has officially been reclassified as “comedy” at major bookstores, sources have confirmed.
Reviewers say it reads like The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Complete a paranoid auto pen and a couple dog faced cohorts.
Republicans are treating the book as the funniest political release since Al Gore claimed to invent the internet.
One GOP strategist declared, “This isn’t a campaign memoir, it’s a sci-fi sitcom.”
Book stores reportedly now stocking the book in their “Fantasy/Out-of-This-World Nonsense” category, just above children’s joke books and magazines.
In Harris’s dream-like retelling of her debate prep, Joe Biden shows up not as a mentor but as a mystical oracle mumbling about nothing before vanishing into a cloud of metaphors.
At one point, Harris recalls debating Trump while “levitating over Pennsylvania,” an account fact-checkers have labeled “cosmically unverified.”
As of press time, Harris was reportedly heard saying “Harris to the Vogons, I’m ready”.
Harris is certainly “out there” – really out there! … And as Biden says, “That’s not hyperbole.”
They both live in their own little world – maybe it’s their “Twilight Zone”.
Beam her up Scotty! You can have her!
So typical of you low information types. Vogons happen to be a large UNTAPPED voting block.