Following President Trump’s State of the Union address, Jimmy Kimmel announced a permanent residency titled “Still Mad: The Sequel,” promising at least four more years of delivering the exact same anti-Trump monologue with slightly increased eyebrow intensity, sources have confriemd
According to insiders, the new format eliminates punchlines entirely, replacing them with extended sighs, dramatic eye-rolls, and a teleprompter permanently set to “Insert Outrage Here.”
Producers reportedly considered adding fresh material but ultimately decided consistency was safer for viewers who prefer their nightly outrage pre-approved and gluten-free.
Critics say the show now consists of replaying last night’s rant at a marginally louder volume.
Fans have hailed the repetition as “brave” and “so new,” despite recognizing every line before he says it.
Members of the Deep Left Choir — AOC, Schumer, Jeffries, Omar, and assorted professional gaspers — reportedly praised the residency, thanking Kimmel for saying the same thing they say, only with better lighting and commercial breaks.
The White House dismissed the performance as “sad, angry, and insufferable,” though bipartisan observers quietly agreed on at least one adjective.
President Trump, meanwhile, continued outlining policy wins while Kimmel outlined his feelings for the 3,000th consecutive evening.
As of press time, Kimmel was reportedly works-hopping tomorrow’s monologue, which sources say will be identical, just slightly more dramatic.
Fuck Kimmel he’s an asshole and nobody thinks he’s funny. Has nothing better to do than laugh at things but truthfully he is a joke
He’s actually a low iq individual. Everyone arond him has to do his thinking for him. And you’re right, he’s not funny at all.
Making fun of Trump should be on everyone’s list of things to do. He’s an easy target. But, he’s also the WORST president this country has ever had to endure. It’ll be a great day when he’s gone!!
If it wasn’t for Adam Corolla carrying his sorry ass, he would have never made it past “ The Man Show ! “ Who’s he been bang’n all these years ? No humor, no talent, no nothing and yet here his sorry ass still is !
Kimmel is the disgrace !!! He has no respect for the President and are country !! Trump is the only President that’s really cares about America !! And the American people !! He has to remember the American people come first !!!
Does Jimmy even know one thing Trump doing good? If he not a Hater. For him , his woke friends and kids.
If TRUMP is AS BAD AS HE CLAIM. No cause he not juddging Trump on his polices.
The way he putting it out their. Show the world and everyone Democrats, hollywood and Democrats dont care who in the white house. As long as it don’t HAVE R in front of it.
Already hearing and reading it be its between Harris/Joe vp and AOC/Waltz VP .
This is what the left hangs onto.
Kimmel is a a pathetic crybaby and loser! How many times can he whine about Trump & now using old material before people are sick of him?