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Hillary Lays “I Don’t Recall” Groundwork; Bill Brings ’98 Greatest Hits

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
February 27, 2026
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Hillary Clinton concluded her deposition yesterday by masterfully laying what aides described as the “Deny, Deny, I Don’t Remember” footwork in preparation for Bill’s appearance today, sources have confirmed

Witnesses say Hillary spent hours calmly denying, declining to recall, and redirecting attention to nearly everyone else in modern history — despite neither she nor Bill being accused of any wrongdoing.



Observers found it remarkable that while specific events seemed to blur into fog, she displayed crystal-clear recall when listing who else might hypothetically be responsible for absolutely everything.

According to those present, Hillary’s closing advice for Bill was simple:

“Stay disciplined. Stick to the classics. If necessary, misplace the decade.”

Right on cue this morning, Bill reportedly entered the living room deposition carrying a laminated copy of his 1998 Greatest Hits Collection.

The playlist allegedly included timeless standards such as “Deny, Deny, Deny,” “I Did Not Inhale,” and the platinum-certified single, “I Do Not Recall.”

Early questions were met with a nostalgic squint, a reflective pause, and a perfectly timed memory lapse that critics described as “textbook vintage.”

As of press time, reports indicated Bill had successfully followed Hillary’s lead — though staff noted his nose appeared to lengthen slightly each time he repeated, “I don’t remember.”

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Comments 8

  1. marc sawatzki says:
    2 months ago

    Break out the hot sauce

    Reply
  2. Gary says:
    2 months ago

    Was Bill asked to define “is”

    Reply
  3. GunLadyRancher says:
    2 months ago

    The Democrat Plantation Party has a play book.
    Nancy Pelosi has told that during interviews.
    She calls it a “wrap up smear”.!.!.!
    Accuse your opponent with falsehoods, you merchandise it, you tell the Media and Press. They tell it everywhere. The press gives it “validation”.
    Things like deny, deflect, accuse falsehood, on opponents, repeat partial quotes, make up quotes etc.
    VERY EVIL. The Democrat Plantation is the party of OLD SLAVERY and MODERN DAY SLAVERY.

    Reply
  4. Kay Hall says:
    2 months ago

    These are “pros”, you will never get the truth from either of them. Everyone already knows that! All of the scandels, lies, affairs, destroyed documents, white house theft. On and on, what do you expect,? Stop wasting the taxpayer’s time and money on these two! Go after honest crooks.

    Reply
  5. phil bronner says:
    2 months ago

    I wonder how much Epstein “stuff” was on her destroyed hard drives. She and Bill have to be one of the most corrupt, devious, criminal pair of individuals in our federal government’s history.

    Bill’s a convicted perjurer, so anything coming out of his mouth cannot be trusted.

    True icons of their Party!

    Reply
  6. David Dickinson says:
    2 months ago

    This is useless. We all know its for show. DC is one big stage full of actors.

    Reply
  7. Gregor Brewski says:
    2 months ago

    Pity we don’t have a gulag to sprit away those two.

    Reply
  8. Carl says:
    2 months ago

    You forgot “I did not have sex with that woman”😏

    Reply

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