Residents across Los Angeles reported confusion and mild vertigo this week after discovering a series of street murals that appeared to depict California exactly as they experience it daily, sources have confirmed.
The artwork, featuring a smiling Gavin Newsom floating serenely above chaos like a progressive screensaver, reportedly unsettled locals who said the images felt less like satire and more like a vibes-based government audit.
“I thought it was parody,” said one commuter, “but then I remembered I pay $7 for gas and live next to a vape shop slash nonprofit.”
City leaders rushed to reassure the public, insisting the murals were misleading because they failed to include critical context such as equity, compassion, and the reminder that everything is actually fine if you stop noticing it.
One official warned the art was dangerous because it caused residents to experience unsupervised thoughts.
Newsom’s office condemned the graffiti as extremist misinformation, clarifying the governor does not hover, does not wear communist outfits, and only governs through slogans, press releases, and emergency declarations out of an abundance of care.
As of press time, the murals were scheduled to be removed and replaced with a blank wall explaining that nothing is wrong and you’re the problem.
I love your content. We all need a good laugh now and then.
“…the murals were scheduled to be removed and replaced with a blank wall” is almost as scary – making California an empty vacuum nothingness.
California .. once a visitor Mecca now like a scene from the movie “ Escape From New York”. Only difference is? Yeah, the NY in the movie was better kept up than CA is now
Since the Blue Cities want all the Illegals and Criminals, I say send them there and let them support all of them without Federal Funds. Cut off the Federal Funding for those Blue States. They should put up Murals stating Criminals welcome here!
Everyone better remember that Gavin Newsom wants to be president and after he trashed his state, he’ll campaign and raise money! He needs to retire with his Aunt Nancy!
Do criminals pay taxes? Don’t think so! Democrats just see them as a useful tool for their voting to support for gaining power. Do these paid protesters pay taxes! Don’t think so. Democrats see them as useful idiots to keep their power.
Build a wall East of California and let them become part of Mexico or their on nation and Newscum can be president for a life time of cesspool corruption.
End Republican bloodlines with Beneficial Eugenics. Breed the STUPID out of Fascist low-life SCUM white trash blue-eyed Fascist Evangelical Christian Nationlalists. Repug. Repugs offer absolutely nothing positive to fulture. The only good Republican is a **** one.