Late-night host Stephen Colbert reportedly entered the history books this January after losing viewers at a rate usually reserved for canceled apps and abandoned diet plans, sources have confirmed.
CBS executives praised the collapse as a bold artistic choice, explaining the show has evolved beyond comedy into a “reflective space where jokes are optional and agreement is mandatory.”
One insider said the silence between punchlines is intentional and represents “the sound of democracy thinking.”
Industry analysts noted the irony that Colbert airs on a free broadcast network available to almost every American with an antenna, electricity, and a mild tolerance for smugness, yet viewers continue to flee.
Meanwhile, Gutfeld! pulls stronger numbers while being locked behind cable subscriptions, parental controls, and common sense.
Producers reportedly assumed millions of Trump haters would tune in nightly out of spite, civic duty, or muscle memory.
Instead, even that audience appears exhausted.
“I already know what he’s going to say,” said one former viewer.
“Trump bad, audience clap, commercial.”
CBS released a statement insisting ratings are a “capitalist metric” and that Colbert’s real impact is measured in vibes, nodding approval, and how often he says ‘literally’ while staring into the camera.
As of press time, CBS reaffirmed its commitment to Colbert, announcing the show would continue indefinitely until viewers either return or forget where the remote is.
Not worth watching same old stuff nothing new
Colbert at one time was funny….. til he wasn’t, when he became convinced only he could save the world for liberalism.
Twerp. Go back to writing material for others.
Amen brother !!
I would not watch that overrated mouthpiece if you held a gun on me. He’s worthless. Why would any Company spend their advertising money on him?
Amazing how quickly people turn on someone. Obviously members of the tRump Klan.
Dave, you must have a real bad case of TDS! Can’t believe you liberals let anyone get in your head and get obsessed with hate, and I was raised a Democrat, yet common sense seems to have a0lluded you!
How is “tRump” supposed to be a sick burn? And btw- The Klan was founded by the Democrats. (Nathan Bedford Forrest). So that allusion does not work.
Colbert is a idiot, you should fire him now and save yourself the pain of having to listen to his shit show, I stopped watching late night 8 years ago and will never watch it again, maybe I’d watch him if someone was hanging him to a tree lol
Trump lover cock sucking fagget
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Colbert was funny until he contracted TDS. Then he became an obnoxious boob. Gutfeld’s format helps his delivery with Tyrus and Timpf, plus different guests.
Colbert is a mouthpiece for the leftist extreme party, everything’s is political propaganda. (Not Funny)
Yeah ok!!! Your too funny!!
Colbert is just an unhinged mouthpiece for the left ,not demoncrats but the left. He is like most of mainstream media, hating America, spewing that hate and advancing an agenda through falsehoods and half truths that only makes sense to either the America haters, liars or morons.
What is just as disgusting as his vitriol and hate is the way that a major American broadcast network supports his talk and actions.
So, television ratings are a ‘capitalistic metric’ ?
I did not realize that CBS was a non-profit. Maybe they too could go the way of NPR. Once again just a reflection of how
left leaning, dishonest and woke CBS has become and as a ‘news’ organization all they want to do is lecture their bullshit ideology to their ‘viewership’ and not inform.
What the liberal media and the left have done to this country is truly evil. As they say…..”Paybacks are a bitch”!
Well said Frank! Perfect!! They are just gullible brainwashed fools who are always right in their sick mind.
Apparently, none of the previous reviewers have actually listened to Colbert recently. He is losing leftist viewers, because he has started voicing reasonable opinions and rejecting the extremism of either side. His jokes were always somewhat lame, but now he’s worth watching for the sheer unexpected groundedness.
The truth hurts, especialy right wing idiots. Colbert is very talented and it did not help that cbs was or still is going to nix the show because trump got his feelings hurt. Dumb Trump!
Right, it’s Trump’s fault. Quit crying, mommy will change you soon.
Both Colbert and Kimmel were funny until contracting TDS.
Exactly 💯🤣🤣🤣
I think he is a crucial voice. He calls it well
I thought crap ass commie show was being cancelled? If not , with the ratings in the toilet, I duobt very much that shit show will run indefinitely. Now if we can get rid of commie kiss asses Kimmel and Fallon
I haven’t seen CBS anything since the early ‘90s. They’re in the same category as the other liberal outlets. All I can hear are seagulls. It’s incessant
Stephen Colbert and Kimmel are functioning idiots and their followers have a sickness that will take years to cure if ever. Their brains don’t function correctly and they have no concept of what it means to be American!!!!
Colbert another one bites the dust a real POS. He can join Lemon and play dunk the monkey.
Colbert another one bites the dust a real POS. He can join Lemon and play dunk the monkey.
He will run for senate or be appointed to a position in the next (God forbid) lib admin. People like him struggle for relevance the remainder of their lives.