In a stunning display of collective brain fog now officially classified as “Stage 5 Trump Derangement Syndrome,” Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and a rotating cast of Democrats led by Hakeem Jeffries, Tim Walz, and Elizabeth Warren launched a coordinated misinformation campaign insisting that Melania was a catastrophic flop, sources have confirmed.
Despite the film hauling in $1.25 million on Wednesday and already holding the crown for the best documentary opening in a decade, the left immediately declared it “mathematically impossible,” “dangerous to democracy,” and “clearly powered by offshore MAGA servers.”
Kimmel debuted a solemn segment titled Numbers Are a Social Construct, while Colbert unveiled a 12-foot “fact-checking abacus” that magically turned every dollar into zero if Donald Trump was within 100 miles of it.
Jeffries convened an emergency caucus in a bunker labeled Department of Approved Reality, where Democrats voted unanimously that box-office receipts were “problematic speech.”
Walz proposed replacing ticket sales with “Child care vouchers,” and Warren demanded a wealth tax on anyone who enjoyed the movie.
Meanwhile, progressive influencers claimed pictures of empty theaters were a “powerful boycott,” even as sold-out audiences cheered nationwide.
As of Press Time Kimmel could be seen staring into a mirror whispering, “I’m still funny, I still matter… Trump is bad… I’m still funny.”
“Despite the film hauling in $1.25 million on Wednesday and already holding the crown for the best documentary opening in a decade,” I would love to get some of what you’re smoking…Thats not even in the realm of being taken seriously, unless…you’re living in your own made up world, which uh…makes sense
Surprised that you’ve been let out of the psych ward!
You still are oblivious to reality. Maybe you need more time in your room and away from the idiots on legacy media.
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‘Melania’ earns a surprising $7 million, the highest opening for a nonmusic documentary in a decade That’s from CNBC 2/2.
Please go back to your bedroom in your parents’ basement, Comrade. Keep playing video games while your parents embarrassingly explain to all their friends why thier 43 year old child still lives at home……
Ah, the logic of a liberal – no facts just emotion. Totally oblivious to reality. Carry on dude or dudette as it might be.
Stupid post of the day award is all yours.
It’s really disappointing & downright disgraceful the level liberals will stoop.
Melania Trump is a class act, she has more common sense than all the liberals together!
That’s our biggest problem in US politics, the dems do not operate on what makes sense for us all. They only want to stand up for the larger minority groups who wage war with $$$ to gain an advantage for the 9%.
Donald Trump loves this country more than most who call themselves American.
Too bad the media makes it so difficult to understand what truth really is.
No surprise, 98% of all media outlets are liberal owned & operated
Nicely Said! All the left knows how to do is “Hate”
As a 66 year-old man (yes, a man) I have to admit that I liked the movie. Sure, in some ways it’s a chick-flick, but I liked how it showed the logistics of how everything occurred. I also enjoyed the pomp and ceremony that occurs around the various U.S. events leading up to inauguration and the events surrounding it. One thing I noticed, was how nothing was mentioned about the fact that Justice Roberts started swearing in the President BEFORE the Trump family was all in order. A BIG stink could have been made about this – and probably would have had it been a Demoncrat being sworn in on Thems/Theys/Its Koran – but they let this simple lack of class slip by so as to not taint the movie. I’m a Christian, Male, White, Heterosexual Canadian – yes, now in that order – and all of our ceremonies are designed to offend as many Canadians as possible only to accommodate Muslims, illegal immigrants and the Alphabet people. In Canada, our government seems to delight in shaming us for real and fictional transgressions. If the current government (same as the old boss) keeps going the way it is, we may become the 51st state sooner than later.
Darn right zero is whatever hurts Trump! Zero views of his wife’s documentary, zero deportations of illegal alien demonrat voters, zero guns in America, zero resistance to the woke cult, zero dictators arrested, zero adults in charge of the country, all are things that would severely hurt Trump.
The truth of the matter is, it really isn’t about Trump, this is good versus evil and anyone with any brains knows that in the end Good will triumph… the Democrats will be no more, the Left will be no more and in the end all these insane people are going to get a real Awakening they’re not going to like! The Evil we’re seeing won’t last long, because it eventually destroys itself!
Both sides are “redefining” math. Old Orange has ruined percentages for everyone. So let’s take a look at box office receipts
M@lania had somewhere between $7 and $8 million in box office receipts for opening weekend in the US of A. Big numbers for a documentary. We will see what this weekend looks like, but I suspect Bad Bunny will steal some audience. Internationally, the film was in 29th place in the UK and 38th place in Italy ( where it seems, trump is fairly popular). Average box office per theater of around $290. I read that the domestic box office so far last week was about $2 million. So at this point the total worldwide take might be $12 to $13 million.
Is that a success? Put it in context of the cost. Amazon paid $40 million for the rights and $35 million for marketing. That’s $75 million total investment. Assume a miracle happens and the film gets to $15 million total worldwide box office. Then I hope Amazon needed a tax loss write off because they will be $60 million in the red. According to Trump-m@th, I think that means a 40,685.32% profit.
So stunning success or abject failure? If I invested my own money and lost 80% of it I would define that as the dictionary definition of an abject failure. You can spin it any way you want, but the numbers don’t really care what you think.
Amazon’s gold-plated rollout for Melania Trump’s documentary resulted in opening-weekend ticket sales of $7 million in the United States and Canada, box office analysts said on Sunday. That gave “Melania” the best start for a documentary (excluding concert films) in 14 years.
Stupid post of the day award is all yours.
In my 74 years there’s only one first lady I would like to take out and it sure ain’t Clinton or Obama. The only place they would win is at the dog show woof woof.