Former President Joe Biden, mistakenly believing he’s still in office, plans to dress as a female rabbit for the White House Easter Egg Roll, sources have confirmed.
The 82-year-old, sporting a pink bunny costume with floppy ears and a fluffy tail, insists he’ll hop across the South Lawn to “unite America.” “I’m the president, right? Let’s roll some eggs!”
Biden reportedly mumbled, ignoring aides’ attempts to clarify his status. Critics blasted the stunt, with one GOP strategist scoffing, “He’s lost in a woke wonderland!”
Progressives, however, cheered his “playful spirit,” demanding bunny-themed climate initiatives.
The Secret Service, humoring Biden, is securing the costume against “carrot-related threats.” Event plans include “gender-neutral egg hunts” and organic carrot sticks, though Biden keeps calling it “my White House.”
As of press time, Biden was practicing his bunny hop, shouting “Hail to the Chief” to a confused ice cream truck driver.
I heard that he tied two easter eggs to his zipper for the kiddies to find the carrot😵💫
Would that be ‘again’, or ‘still’?
This is not funny in the slightest
No, this certainly is not funny. Are his handlers going to let this occur? It would have to be somewhere other than the WH, so I wonder how they’ll deal with that? Biden needs mental health help but it seems that his handlers need some also as they continue to let Biden live in his fantasy world.
Then I’d have to suppose that you can’t comprehend satire. That says a lot about you.
A sick old man,but he is a democ rat,so no surprise there.
Democrats live in the Twilight Zone!
This is even too weird for Twilight Zone.
I heard he was sniffing sniffing the girls and playing transportation secretary to the little boys.Democrats are such disgusting creatures child molesting worthless fuck stains
Well said Michael. Totally agree!
I guess if he thinks he’s the Easter Bunny, won’t eggs have to go back to $10 a dozen?
Wow! Eggs back to $10.00 a dozen? I thought they were high here in TN. They’re $6.69 for 18-ct. @ Kroger and $7.64 for 24-ct. @ Sam’s Club. Before Biden, Kroger eggs were frequently $1.99/18 ct. on sale. I don’t remember what Sam’s Club was though but it was cheaper by volume. I can’t imagine eggs at $10/doz., let alone higher!
Isn’t Biden’s condition, who still thinks he lives in the WH and is the Easter Bunny, grounds for a mental health evaluation? People have been committed for less. It sure seems like he would fit the qualifications.
Biden could not find anything The man messed in his pants in front of the whole world. Now they want the world to be believe he is fired after a couple of months No one comes out of Alzheimer’s and Dementia
Biden was in the late part of the 6 stage when they put him in And there is only 7
That thing they rolled out is not Biden Visit a home with people that have this
Everything that man was supposed to have signed into law should be wiped off the books No one elected the persons destroying America. Jill is as greedy as they get And money and power she will kill for
In a related story, Biden has been banned from his favorite golf course. The management cited his “refusal to wear proper golf attire, or any attire at all, while playing golf.” The breach of decorum, not to mention the horror of seeing a 200 year-old man naked, led to the decision. An unnamed source confirmed that the country club offered to meet him halfway, by allowing him to cavort around wearing just his Depends. Biden’s reply to the offer was incomprehensible gibberish.