In a bizarre twist, Vice President J.D. Vance joined Pope Francis for an Easter egg hunt in the Vatican’s gardens, sparking rumors of a right-wing Holy Alliance, sources have confirmed.
The duo, reportedly clad in matching red MAGA mitres, scoured the premises for pastel-colored eggs stuffed with policy memos and indulgences.
Vatican insiders claim Vance pitched “Hillbilly Elegy” as a new catechism, while Francis countered with a sermon on “woke capitalism.”
The hunt, dubbed “Operation Resurrection,” allegedly aimed to bury liberal agendas under a flurry of chocolate crucifixes. Critics cried foul, accusing Vance of turning the Holy See into a GOP satellite office, but supporters hailed the event as a masterclass in faith-based geopolitics. Sources say Vance found the golden egg,
inscribed with “America First,” prompting a papal eye-roll. The White House declined to comment, citing “egg-xecutive privilege.”
As of press time, Vance was spotted pitching a “Make Easter Great Again” rally in St. Peter’s Square.
….. This is better than the Biden Bunny !!!
When did this happen? Pope is very sick and now the news said he has passed. Fake news!
It must have been JD’s DOD special handshake.
Probably running from the demons he let out When he opened the big door.
Americans are not under that evil man or the crown.
Why would anybody think that man represents the True living God of Heaven He pushes the killing Of babies and the sexual assaults of them as well
Hell has received its own