NEW YORK — Socialist Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly stunned this week after billionaire Ken Griffin failed to return his calls, despite Mamdani’s thoughtful earlier gesture of filming outside Griffin’s private residence and demanding the government confiscate more of his money, sources have confirmed.
“This is conservative aggression,” Mamdani told reporters while standing outside another rich person’s apartment with a bullhorn, a camera crew, and a handmade sign reading Call Me Back, Capitalist.
“All I did was publicly shame him, accuse him of hoarding wealth, threaten his property, and imply he owes me several hundred million dollars. Now he won’t even text?”
Sources say Mamdani’s office has been trying to “mend fences,” which in socialist politics means quietly calling the billionaire for donations while still telling voters he is basically a dragon sleeping on a pile of rent money.
Griffin reportedly described Mamdani’s earlier stunt as creepy and weird, a phrase city officials immediately denounced as “anti-socialist boundary enforcement.”
“This is how billionaires silence working people,” said one Mamdani aide.
“First they refuse to pay every tax we imagine. Then they refuse to answer calls from the guy who filmed their house. It’s chilling.”
Mamdani has since proposed a new “Missed Call Wealth Tax,” requiring billionaires to pay $5 million every time they ignore him.
As of press time, Mamdani was pacing outside a luxury lobby whispering, “Why won’t capitalism love me back?” while preparing a rent-control plan for billionaires’ voicemail inboxes.
Mamdani is a Socialist Communist. He makes promises to people he can’t keep and doesn’t take responsibility for his lying. Send him across the sea to his Muslim brothers. He is ruining New York City. How about coughing up some of your own bankroll…
Why are you calling him a “Socialist Communist?” He’s actually a Marxist Communist. He works “Socialist” into the name of his ideology only to fool the useful idiots into believing that he’s something other than a revolutionary Communist. Don’t let creep get away with it; please call him what he is rather than enabling his lies.
Socialists/Communists will do anything and everything to destroy American capitalism and exceptionalism!
Throw his Muslim Stanky butt out of the USA!
Reality is fixing to bite Mamie in the ass. So much fun!
Sorry, but I can’t say anything better than what Shirl and Clark said.
No sympathy for the people of New York, you chose him
ABSOLUETLY
And people on New York voted for this jerk. Looks like they got what they deserved. The folks who will get screwed are the ones who didn’t vote for him, the folks with jobs and money and businesses. Those who voted Mamdani in are just too uninformed to vote, unfortunately.
wrong they are informed. Whenever you scream “spread the wealth” it is those without any that line up behind you
Seriously….It has reached a pint where people need to take an aptitude test before being allowed to vote! How anyone voted for him is beyond my understanding! Now they are feeling “buyer’s remorse” but … too little, too late!
Of New York was stood enough to elect this communist, then I guess you have two choices. Move or run him out of America.
P.S. – You can’t fix stupid.
Why should they move? What to ruin another state like they ruined .N.Y.!!
This is the end result of Biden and the Dumbocrats allowing the flotsam, jetsam and trash of the rest of the world into this country. Pretty soon they’ll be breeding like rabbits and it won’t just be the big cities acting this way. They’ll be enough of them to out vote the hard working people who earn a living residing in the rest of the country.
boy are you correct
It’s so very hard for me to understand your problem with your Mayor. What did you expect? Are the less than wealthy happy with whatever he’s accomplished. You reap what you sow I’m not pointing fingers but what was expected?
Utopia? Utopia cost $
Mamdami has never had a job. Get back in line.
I hope the people who voted for him are happy with their government owned homes and stores. I feel for those who were smart enough to not vote for him but are stuck with him.
What ever happened to getting rid of the communist in this country? I remember when they were hung as traitors.