DUBLIN — Rosie O’Donnell reportedly admitted feeling “shameful” after her secret facelift was exposed, though sources close to the actress clarified the shame came less from the procedure and more from the fact that her disguise still failed to get her past Trump-era America unnoticed, sources have confirmed.
O’Donnell, who famously swore she would never return to the United States while President Trump was in office, allegedly underwent the cosmetic overhaul as part of a covert operation called Mission: Definitely Not Rosie.
“She thought if she tightened everything up, threw on sunglasses, and stopped yelling ‘Trump!’ every seven seconds, nobody would recognize her,” said one insider.
“Unfortunately, the plan collapsed the moment she got within 400 yards of a camera and started explaining democracy to a baggage carousel.”
Sources say O’Donnell has already snuck back into the country twice, visited openly once, and has developed a mysterious habit of “randomly” appearing near Trump’s latest location with the innocent expression of someone who definitely did not track Air Force One on three different apps.
When asked why she kept returning to a country she vowed to avoid, O’Donnell reportedly explained, “I left America forever. I just keep visiting permanently.”
As of press time, O’Donnell was seen testing a new disguise involving oversized sunglasses, a trench coat, and a hat reading “Definitely Not Rosie, Just A Concerned Democracy Tourist.”
Face lift won’t help. Maybe if it uses a cement mixer…no, that wouldn’t help.
Exactly. Her face would make a freight train take a dirt road.
That is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Someone should send it a Trump mask.
These losers that leave America because Trump is President are obviously afraid of their crimes being exposed. Just like Oprah , and Ellen Degenerate. They have things to hide and afraid of being caught.
What’s funny if the crime is big enough extradition. Leave the country in a hugely global world, and being a celebrity making going public places especially one that looks as nasty as Rosie.
It would seem, psychologically, that their actions are anti-democratic. They want things their way regardless of what the electorate votes for. Sounds dictatorial to me! I have no problem with their departure. As a matter of fact, I really don’t care. They’re free to choose to leave, courtesy of a DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY!
Some people will do anything to get attention, and when they are ultimately ignored and basically cast aside as idiotic and unnecessary, they act up and get noisy and make themselves more repulsive – to the point that putting them in a garbage pail is a “just dessert” !!! I am reminded of that saying, “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”
Rosie’s ugly inside and out. No surgery is going to fix that. A physical makeover will not improve her personality or her hatred. She is a goner – too far gone.
I could care less about Rosie. She has some mental deficiencies
Celebrity? Who celebrates this skank?
This is funny as hell lol
We are not a democracy, but a constitutional republic.