Melania Trump supporters have launched a grassroots boycott of Jimmy Kimmel Live! after years of the host’s relentless Trump family mockery, sources have confirmed.
The peaceful campaign, dubbed “Melania’s Magnificent No-Watch,” has reportedly sent Kimmel’s ratings further into a death spiral so deep even Hunter Biden’s laptops are asking if he’s okay.
Across America, living rooms once polluted by nasal Trump-bashing are now filled with the beautiful sound of refrigerators humming, dogs snoring, and fathers muttering, “See? This is better.”
Democrats and their media emotional-support hamsters immediately melted down, calling the voluntary boycott “undemocratic,” “literally fascism,” and “the worst attack on comedy since someone asked Stephen Colbert to be funny.”
This, of course, comes from the same crowd that spent years laughing at Trump assassination “jokes,” Melania accent roasts, and 900 nightly variations of “Orange Man Bad,” only to collapse into a fainting couch the moment conservatives discovered the remote control.
Disney insiders whisper that Kimmel’s show is now circling the drain faster than a socialist economy with free bus fare.
In response, frantic leftists have organized protests, human roadblocks, and a petition demanding government-mandated viewership “to save democracy from consumer choice.”
“How dare they boycott us after we boycotted truth, borders, and basic biology!” wailed one gender studies major duct-taped to the studio gate while being misted with oat milk.
At press time, Kimmel was reportedly rocking in the fetal position wearing a “Love Trumps Hate” onesie while producers auditioned therapy llamas, MSNBC interns, and one moderately talented sock puppet to replace him.
Whomever comes up with this material is of genius quality!!! Whether one or many , the material is fantastic! I especially love the ones that make commenters say how can that be true? This has got to be SATIRE😂😂😂😂😂 . Too funny, great job, well done!!!!!
Totally agree. Absolutely Brilliant material!
I’m sorry you don’t see that this JOKE(?) was intended more as wishful thinking than exposing the difference in their ages. Have you not noticed how long Kimmel has tried to destroy Trump with his opinion that he is a racist, dictator and a fascist? Kimmel, very OBVIOUSLY hates Trump and has pushed the supposed, sarcastic humor envelope over the top. Trump has survived several assassination attempts, so saying his wife is a widow in waiting is NOT funny. I’m sorry that liberals also have a death wish for Trump and are supporting Kimmel. It’s a shame our country has come to show how little respect there is from a party who has come to become the “
“Party of Violence and Lies”.
The by-line attributes the geniusness to Joe King. Need more be said?
I think he is great what happened to free speech
free speech is still there… we just don’t have to listen to it
Amen!
YES!!!
I bet you’re a democrat Jon.
Free speech has free consequences.
What happed to punctuation?
It stopped when school let out!
I think he is great
FREE SPEECH IS OR SHOULD BE ALIVE AND WELL. It just seems the free speech is DEAD when it is used to describe the true attributes of those that would love to see our country and Democracy razed to the ground.
Answer me this Charles, when Joe Biden was in office and he clearly had dementia, why wasn’t Jimmy Kimmell making fun of him? There is all kinds of good material there. Whenever I ask this question all I hear is crickets.
Amen to that! And where was his satirical humor about the fact that Joe was pushed out of the campaign so Kackling Kamela could be PLACED there instead? Where is the humor about Obama being in the White House more than Bidens term than Biden? Did his wish to be in the presidents ear like he said on Steven Colbert’s show come to fruition? Where’s that joke? And why is Obama still inserting himself in Trumps business? It’s not like a former president to be so involved in trying to destroy a sitting president. What? No jokes???
That”joke” was sick! Assasination is not funny!
I have never found Jimmy Kimmel funny or found him to say funny things – the difference between a comic and a comedian of course. Yes, he should not be on the air because he’s not funny or says funny things. Let’s not forget that maybe the people write his jokes should be held accountable also!!
AMEN.. TOTALLY AGREE.
And as you read, so are a lot of individuals!
HAHAHA… Another well timed sarcastic comment… Good job!
Jimmy Kimble should be fired!!! I believe in freedom of speech but he has no respect!! For Melania!!! He is a disgrace to this country!!! He should have never said that!!
Amen to that!
Grow up. It was said 3 days before the alleged ‘assassination’ attempt. F them if they can’t take a joke.
Alleged. Okay. How many alleged attempts occurred prior to his remarks? 3? 4? And another today? Speech is free and so are boycotts. Nice to see a big-mouthed marxist canceled now and again.
Hey, here’s a joke. Joe Biden walks into an ice cream shop and immediately heads for the nearest 9 year old girl. Fast Joe sidles up close and whispers in her ear, “Hey baby, do I come here often?”
Free speech is important, but seems to be one-sided. I love the Slow Joe jokes and don’t understand how Lefties get all upset when Biden was criticized and his mental health and awkwardness were targeted. And the legal issues of the Biden Family have been laughed at once or twice. Dems have been agast at those jokes, but seem to be ok with Trump jokes. So hypocritical, as usual…. And I choose to watch quality TV and that’s NOT Kimmel. Just turn him off.
You’re spot on!
Did that years ago when he first flopped in Hollywood off the Hollywood Blvd alley!
I think I’m among the majority who have never wasted their time watching the garbage Jimmy Kimmel calls humor
Kimmel wasn’t funny when Corolla had to carry him on “ The Man Show”…
And he’s even more not funny now !
You never expect something to happen along the lines of real effect upon bad humor. Could this be different? JK is reportedly Catholic. Does he know about repentance, or restoration or reparation. He could actually do something now. It is possible?
Oh, yes! That was the show where he made fun of women, wasn’t it? No,
BOYCOTT ALL ABC PROGRAMS UNTLL THE NUNFUNNY MORON IS FIRED.
I wish that I could join the boycott, but I’ve never watched kimmel .
Este tipo Kimmel es un perfecto estúpido. No vale la pena perder el tiempo con {el.
I can’t boycott Kimmel the Klutz because I’ve never had the displeasure of watching him in the first place. And I’m certainly not going to start now!
To me, Jimmy Kimmel was never funny…How do we still call it a comedy show?? …I still miss Johnny Carson and Jay Leno…..
I have never found Jimmy Kimmel funny or found him to say funny things – the difference between a comic and a comedian of course. Yes, he should not be on the air because he’s not funny or says funny things. Let’s not forget that maybe the people write his jokes should be held accountable also!!
I think it’s ashame when people can’t seem to distinguish free speech from being downright disrespectful .What happened to real good clean comedy? Kimmel can’t hold a candle to comedians like Johnny Carson,Jay Leno,and the best of all Red Skelton .my mama always said if you can’t say something good about someone ,don’t say anything.people have forgotten how to care about others.I don’t agree with my kids about everything either but I don’t say hateful mean things in the name of comedy.If some people think they will get to heaven with hate in their heart they are fooling themselves .Kimmel needs to ask God for forgiveness and ask him into his heart and there won’t be any room in there for hate and haughtiness.
Why don’t you send your message to trump. He’s the one that needs to ask God for forgiveness. He has broken every commandment in the good book. Oh I forgot he doesn’t ask God forgiveness or never says he is sorry for all the horrible things he has said and done
I’m sure there must be at least one hanging around that he hasn’t broken and furthermore, why would “god” ask himself for forgiveness he has pardon power!
I’ve never watched the “big three night shows,” “the view,” or “ms now” (MSNBC) and could care less. What I watch are shows I enjoy. There is enough insanity and problems going without watching something that aggravates a person even more. Relax enjoy life and your family and friends,
I’ve read all the comments and I have one thing to add. I won’t be buying from any Company that Advertises on ABC as long as Jimmy Kimble is on ther air there.
Two people have said “Jimmy Kimble”…..I hope they’re referring to the person we’re discussing, and that person is JIMMY KIMMEL.
HAHAHA!!!
Kimmel doesn’t speak comedy he spreads HATE!
ABC hates Trump because the Democrats in Power hate him and ABC IS OWNED BY DISNEY! They are Ruining Children’s Movies and Jimmy Kimmel and the Rest of the Actors and Actresses have to stick together! Because I’m sure they got payoffs from the Democrats in Government! So much Fraud! Kimmel is pushing for the Democrats to tear Families apart because if a family has a Republican in their Family they were told to avoid their Family and he said that Crude and Cruel Joke about Melania being a Widow but if you check so far everyone that has attempted to kill Our President has been shown in Democratic Conventions so maybe they were paid to do what they wanted them to do! Oh and the First Lady of Minnesota was driving outside of the Hotel where the last attempt to kill Our President where Kimmel said it was 3 days before the attempted shooting was arranged and Kimmel knew about it as well as the First Lady of Minnesota! Every One Needs to Get along and STOP PUSHING THE RACISM!