In a bold celebration of economic equality, Seattle officials threw a citywide farewell rave with kombucha fountains and socialist anthems as the final remaining millionaire peeled out of Washington state like his hair was on fire, sources have confirmed.
City leaders cheered beneath a banner reading “Mission Accomplished:
Nobody Has Money Now… and That’s a Good Thing!” as the tax base made an audible thud .
“This proves our policies work!”
Mayor Katie Wilson beamed to unpaid baristas and activists.
“We solved income inequality by making sure there’s zero income left!”
She dismissed the collapsing tax base as “super overblown.”
“Now we’re building utopia funded by vibes, 400% lemonade taxes, and TikToks about capitalism.”
Economists call it the “Post-Money Phase,” trading feelings for dental work.
One resident in his moldy Subaru said, “Sure, my job fled her taxes, but at least those big bad taxpayers can’t hurt me anymore!”
Crews turned downtown into the nation’s largest open-air artisan tent community with free air and anti-capitalist dance.
As of press time, Seattle leaders were drafting legislation to tax anyone caught thinking about moving away while polishing résumés for Florida.
just another town run by morons and idiots
Soon to become the next shit hole. Sleep tight you morons.
Soon?
I moved because it was already a shithole.
Wow, A town with no money, good luck with that.
LOL.
They’ll just blame the economy and taxes on Trump and Republicans lying about their policies of lack of.
I saw what she had to say. You can only tax people so much and then they tell you to stuff it. I’m glad she thinks the ones who say the rich will all leave are making too much out of it. The country really isn’t wanting socialism. I feel for the everyday people of WA who simply want to live their life. Not everyone wants to support the rest of the world.
All you coming to Florida keep your screwed up liberal views there where you are coming from. We have no patience for liberalism here!
NO! Please don’t come tho Florida. We have enough liberal ruining the state.
Yes!! You’re right.. and same goes for any of y’all headed to Texas!! Because we will not watch as you try to vote that BS in
I wonder if “RAID” could come up with a spray to control liberals.
The dumb, liberals, illegals, poorly educated and many minority people have little to know idea what government really is and how democracy works. All they ever hear is the left will give you money and the rich will pay for it. The dopes don’t realize they will be the losers. Wonder what Russia or China would do if we sent them a couple of hundred thousand of these folks. Oh yea, new soldiers for our army sent out to be killed.
Makes you wonder what our education system is doing for us. Understand Iran is looking for a few folks also.
“They did not want to know the truth so I will give them a reprobate (inability to reason) mind”. So much of the US is filled with this lunacy (look at our congress and the vast, vast majority of the Democrat party and way too much of thecRepublican party). Throw the majority of the rest of the world into this and we have a depressing, accurate picture of the spiritual state of the world. Get right with Jesus, He is coming back soon and is so needed!
You can come to Fla to see Mickey & friends but when you leave take a couple of liberals with you! That you for bring this matter to our attention!
Wow! The whole city wins “The Darwin Award”
Hold my beer, watch this.