In a stunning turn of events that has guacamole enthusiasts and border security hawks alike raising their eyebrows, Mexico has agreed to deploy 10,000 troops to the U.S. border in exchange for a halt on tariffs affecting Avocados from Mexico, sources have confirmed.
This deal, orchestrated over a series of tense, snack-filled negotiations, reflects a new trade doctrine: “Guac for Guards.”
“Avocados are a matter of national pride—and appetite,” stated the Mexican President during a press conference, proudly holding up a ripe avocado. “And if it takes deploying troops to keep these green golds flowing north, then so be it.” The agreement marks a pivotal shift in Mexico-U.S. relations, balancing national security concerns with the undeniable allure of top-tier guacamole ingredients.
Under the terms of the deal, Mexican troops will assist with border security operations, provided that no avocado shipments are delayed by customs. U.S. officials have warmly embraced the arrangement, with one diplomat noting, “It’s a win-win. We secure the border and our supply of guac ingredients.”
As of press time, Mexican avocado farmers were seen giving pep talks to the troops, reminding them, “This is for the guac,” as they prepared for deployment.
The US can find alternative sources for Mexican good, of course at higher price. An entire season’s crop will rot, and is lost forever.. Moreover, we might find an alternative. Be very afraid !
Mexico should still be penalized due to their letting in ILLEGALS even if they did come via the Biden-Harris Liars Association ! Not only did Mexico allow ILLEGALS come to America, they allowed individuals from other countries into their own country and then into America. Very many of these ILLEGALS were criminals, rapists, child molesters/prostitutioners, murderers, drug cartels, and people released from jails and insane asylums. Anyone crossing the border who did not follow the US Constitution is an ILLEGAL who has now committed a crime against America/Americans. I have no pity for them !!! Come across the border LEGALLY and I welcome you !!!
There is no proof of any of what you wrote. You are just parroting the tDump, who lies incessantly because boobs like you believe him.
All kidding aside, we don’t need avocado’s from Mexico! Are all of you aware that Tom Selleck, the actor, has the largest avocado farm in the United States? Enjoy!
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Get Tom Brady involved. He can source Avocado’s. No Worries. Mexico has enabled illegals for to long!! It’s all over!!
No more Illegals! They come over and wave thier flag , don’t speak English ! This is America! Our flag is old glory our language is English!! Don’t bring your BS over here!
The Mexico 🇲🇽 is very much connected to China 🇨🇳 and Europe as well as the world 🌎 the world is very connected with the rest of the globe 🌎 continent as well. In addition the Mexico is connected with the Panama 🇵🇦 and Belize 🇧🇿 wgere is my Mother as well. What I am doing right now is helping cleaning my home with my parents.
Most countries are aligned with China and Europe. Even the US. Not sure what point you are making. Or maybe you are just being sarcastic like J.K. Around.