Joe Rogan’s conversation with Michael Douglas collapsed after Douglas requested a script rewrite whenever Rogan described something Democrats actually supported, sources have confirmed.
“Open borders? Joe, my character wouldn’t support that,” Douglas protested.
“Dude, you endorsed the people doing it.”
Douglas glanced toward an imaginary director.
“Can we make my motivation something with solar panels?”
Rogan explained that voters generally prefer a country with an entrance policy.
Douglas called this “a troubling creative choice,” then asked whether the border could be played by Meryl Streep.
“This shit is crazy,” Rogan said.
“Your house has a gate.”
“That’s different. My gate has representation.”
Jamie pulled up footage of Douglas’ security entrance.
Douglas immediately demanded they stop platforming his fence.
The actor suggested America solve the problem through compassion, dialogue, and a tasteful montage showing absolutely none of the consequences.
Rogan handed him a stranger’s suitcase.
“Cool. He’s staying with you.”
Douglas suddenly delivered a passionate eleven-minute defense of zoning restrictions.
His publicist crawled beneath the table and began unplugging microphones with her teeth.
Attempting to recover, Douglas announced he’d always supported secure borders, provided Hollywood could portray the lock as the villain.
Netflix immediately offered six episodes.
Rogan declined a cameo.
As of press time, Douglas had demanded final approval over reality and threatened to leave the production when reality refused.
Hollyweird people are going to support the left because those are the ones that hire them. If you are a conservative, you will be blacklisted from getting any roles. Something like a socialist would do. I stopped watching any movie and start spending more time working out!
Sorry, I’m Not in Support of “Michael Douglas” he Lost that when he Star Roled in the Movie: Liberauchy, the Famous Gay Pianist. I watched some of that Movie but then lost all Interest. I don’t Care what Hollywood offered him or Paid him, he should have bowed out from doing it, he would still had Me as a Fan..
He has always been a Favorite to me, Watched a Ton of his Movies even when he was Young but to Play the Role
of famous Gay Pianist that Broke My Heart , thought more of him than this, to Me he was a Classy Guy, that Movie
ended my Interest in him.
I have no respect for Michael Douglas or any other left wing actor I will not spend a dime on their movies
One of my childhood friends wife’s was his wife’s personal assistant…
So out of respect for my friend, I feel I should say something nice about Michael Douglas.
So I will…
Robert Dinero is ten times WORSE !