Trump Targets Congressional Cash Cows, Sources Have Confirmed
President Trump is championing a stock trading ban for lawmakers, taking aim at Nancy Pelosi’s suspiciously lucrative trades that have allegedly bilked constituents, the White House declares.
Insiders say Pelosi’s market mojo, rivaling hedge fund gurus, reeks of insider info, with her portfolio fattened by perfectly timed tech and healthcare bets.
Trump’s proposed ban would shackle Congress to boring index funds, ending their Wall Street side hustles.
MAGA fans are roaring approval, hailing it as a swamp-draining masterstroke, while detractors snipe at Trump’s own financial past.
The draft policy has lawmakers sweating, with some reportedly stashing stock certificates under their mattresses.
The move exposes Capitol Hill’s cozy relationship with market manipulation, leaving Pelosi’s profits under a harsh spotlight.
As of press time, Pelosi was seen frantically refreshing her Robinhood app, muttering, “My GameStop gains!”
Pelosi should be charged for insider trading and all funds from stock trading seized asap. She has committed a known crime and should be charged like any other person would’ve already been charged and found guilty serving time. .
Why hasn’t Pelosi had forensic financial investigation into all her stock trading and money laundering scandals. Even her gay husband couldn’t be that lucky for that many years only picking lucrative stocks and dumb them before the crash. It’s Tim to audit the whole family.
How come every democrat became a millionaire on a government salary maybe it’s time to cut their outrageous salaries in half and make them pay for their own benefits just like the rest of the working people do. You’re telling me AOC Crockett Jeffries Booker and others are all stock trading experts. Not
Geez J.K. Around. Not seeing the sarcasm or comedy in this piece. More like right wing slanted nonsense news. Fire up the base and all that. Unless the joke is that all of congress does this.