Democrats are fuming over House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries’ failure to warn them about delaying President Trump’s spending bill, sources have confirmed.
Party members were left snoring through the announcement, with one congressman muttering, “I woke up to find we’d hit the snooze button on the vote!”
The stealth delay, a tactical dodge to avoid a shutdown, infuriated progressives eager to block Trump’s “MAGA-charged” budget.
“Hakeem’s playing 4D chess while we’re napping on checkers,” a staffer griped.
Some claim Jeffries stayed mum to prevent GOP leaks, but others insist he “forgot to nudge the caucus awake.”
Lawmakers caught dozing during the speech missed the memo entirely, leaving them scrambling.
“I thought it was just another filibuster lullaby,” one aide yawned.
Republicans, meanwhile, are cackling at the chaos, with an aide quipping, “Dems need a stronger coffee game.”
As of press time, Jeffries was spotted passing out energy drinks with an apology note reading “Stay Woke, Y’all.”
Jesus God these dems are clowns
Jeffries needs to be investigated big time how did a totally poor man he was bankrupt when he got his government job and now he has millions of dollars how do these corrupt democrats become multimillionaires working for the government if they aren’t corrupt. He’s just another big mouth bro who is a thief stealing from the American taxpayers. This is a form of Treason and he should be removed immediately and sent to prison for life sentence without the possibility of parole or pardon for ever. Every democrat should be investigated for financial fraud and insider stock trading and laundering money through their business dealings.
This sh-t got to stop immediately and these corrupt clowns be held accountable and put in prison for life sentences they are stealing federal taxpayers money from the American people they also stole pandemic money and unemployment benefits from people who really need it.
These corrupt bastards need to be excused for their crimes.
You mean executed?!
Only fools Ps 14:1 can’t see who their enemies are . This man’s evil is up in our face. As well as all of the rest ! . Not one politician works for us! Yes Trump is meeting his promises. But the Davos speech said it all . And he does stand in the gap . It’s time we put and end to their stealing and killing . Not one has been arrested ! And will never be. This nation was made by its people Not politicians! It’s time we took her back Before they make sure there is nothing but moron genderless to be done away with ! Why do you think they push that crap ?
Where is William Ayers ? Americas first domestic terrorist ? Who blew up television stations. I know he is free Because Obama pardoned him . Maybe he can revive his old job. This time to save Americans from being taken to hell by the main media’s propaganda.Now it’s AI and it’s manipulation.
Name one democrat that has said one thing positive for Americans ? Who paid BLM and Antifa with our money to attack and kill us ?
Oh yes they murderedThe 7 yr old black girl in Atlanta and the 24 yr old black man in Seattle And Not was was sent to jail or charged. Democrats paid for the Attorneys to make sure those who were arrested got off free. And these judges make sure anyone who is a criminal is free
Ask who is screaming to protect illegals and terrorists ?
And every main media Plus as of today MSNBC is asking the world to sanction us. The moment we stopped being their deft dumb and blind pussies. They showed their true colors to all
This includes the republicans who are actually democrats Collins and Murkowski come to mind.
Americans please wake up ! They want the illegals and terrorists to kill us. Never give up your Two .
Democrates are up to no good. Theey are crooks !
Don’t know if Jeffries mouth or asshole is bigger than the other because they both have bad breath. He’s a disgrace to himself and the people who he’s supposed to represent he doesn’t understand he works for the people not the government or asshole democrats party. Also one major issue how did he almost poor bankrupt person become a multimillionaire in a couple of years only on a government salary of around a hundred seventy thousand dollars a year.
Please explain to the people and IRS , FBI , DOJ. How you become rich.. Time for a forensic financial audit into all democrats immediately.
All their salaries should be cut in half hungry people work twice as hard compared to fat rich people.
Here is another jerk that must get out of our government. We don’t need idiots in the government. Mental health and IQ testing for all who seek government office.