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Nation Offers Jimmy Kimmel New Job Sitting In Corner And Bitching Professionally

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
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Tradesmen confirm if Jimmy Kimmel ever visited a construction site, he’d just sit in a corner and bitch, sources have confirmed

Blue-collar workers across America agreed this week that if Jimmy Kimmel were ever dropped onto a real construction site, he would last roughly six minutes before wandering to the nearest bucket, asking where the espresso machine was, and beginning a long nasal monologue about why plumbers, welders, pipefitters, roofers, linemen, and mechanics are probably a threat to democracy.

Workers also praised Everyman host Mike Rowe for calling out Kimmel’s constant bitching, saying it was refreshing to see someone stand up for the men who actually build, wire, repair, pave, and power America.

Foremen said Kimmel would almost instantly become the one guy every crew already knows:

The useless loudmouth who can’t read a level, run a wire, swing a hammer, fix a leak, or lift anything heavier than a political opinion, yet still believes he’s the smartest man on site.

“He wouldn’t work,” one ironworker said.

“He’d just sit in the corner whining about the people keeping the country standing.”

As of press time, Kimmel had hypothetically demanded union wages for his corner seat, been immediately denied, and declared plywood “problematic” after discovering it doesn’t care about his politics.

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Comments 12

  1. Michael Chilton says:
    7 months ago

    I mean any man that gets on national television and breaks down in tears when his candidate didn’t win the 2024 election that is what in my circles perceived as a hard worker or a real man

    Reply
  2. Irene Kennedy says:
    7 months ago

    He has as much hate in his heart as the devil. Why is he still allowed on TV?

    Reply
    • Big daddy V says:
      7 months ago

      He’s a douche bag

      Reply
      • Joe Modarots says:
        6 months ago

        He’s a douche bag AND the douche bag box the douche bag came in !

        Reply
  3. whitehairedcoach says:
    7 months ago

    Jimmy would look for a left handed hammer before figuring out the whole situation.

    Reply
  4. David Titus says:
    7 months ago

    I worked construction fur 50 years. He definitely could be a union electrician. Or “safety superintendent”. Especially in Baltimore or DC.

    Reply
  5. Ronald Long says:
    7 months ago

    I detest that jackass and hope his toilet backs up from how full of shit he is! Then I hope he calls a plumber who tells him to go fuk himself!!

    Reply
  6. Kevin says:
    6 months ago

    Crybaby Kimmel the original misogynistic racist is the reason all liberals should be sterilized, so they can’t create more useless, clueless American hating propagandist. Kimmel thinks WORK is a four letter dirty word. Hey, why don’t those useless union workers who keep his shitful show on the air have a nice little work stoppage and watch Kimmel cry on air. If he can get his pathetic show on the air.

    Reply
  7. Tuna says:
    6 months ago

    A segment of of Americans would be a lot less tired if they stopped watching these three late night fake comedy shows sponsored by the DNC; and instead got an extra hour of sleep.

    Reply
  8. Marty from Arizona says:
    6 months ago

    Howcum the top of the illustration is cut off?

    Reply
  9. mspidge says:
    6 months ago

    Lol, I think the moron just stepped in it

    Reply
  10. Ken says:
    6 months ago

    Kimmel is nothing but an opinionated do-nothing hack. He couldn’t fix a torn piece of paper with instructions. What an A-hole.

    Reply

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