SACRAMENTO — Governor Gavin Newsom traveled overseas this week to promote California as the future while residents continued promoting the exit routes sources have confirmed.
During meetings in the United Kingdom, Newsom signed green energy agreements describing California as the world’s premier destination for investment, innovation, and theoretical affordability.
Observers reported the governor signed the agreement while visibly keeping two fingers crossed behind his back.
The governor warned allies not to submit to President Trump’s blunt negotiating style, which the White House later clarified consists mainly of asking what the other country wants and working to achieve a beneficial deal.
Observers noted the governor previously suggested the same world leaders would need knee pads because they always give into the President.
Newsom later clarified the comments were taken out of context and possibly made by someone who merely shared his exact name, face, voice, and podium.
Meanwhile Newsom held a 43-minute briefing explaining the partnership framework, the partnership values, the framework for discussing the partnership values, and the values guiding the framework discussion.
Back home, moving trucks formed what officials called the state’s largest renewable energy project as departing residents generated wind power along the interstate.
The Governor’s office confirmed population decline is intentional under Newsom’s Advanced Sustainability Density Initiative, which reduces emissions by relocating people somewhere else.
Observers noted Trump kept jobs in America while Newsom successfully kept California in federal aid presentations.
As of press time Newsom was heard asking if they could also fund his train?
Newsom GUARANTEED reelection, along with his cohort, as those who would vote for an opposition candidate flee the state’s election rolls.
Invest in California,where your money automatically gets lost in the Governor Nuisance Shuffle.More money gets “Lost”in California and nobody remembers what they did with it.
I’m not quite sure what Newscums goal really is? He appears to be overseas trying to convince
foreign money to invest in California… But if foreign money being invested in California is really his goal, he should be in Florida courting it because that’s where foreign investment money actually is !?
I Thank God that I left California in 2015!!! Newscum took away drinking fountains, beach barbecue pits, closed our beaches after 9pm, raised property taxes, over regulation, hey Gavin Bye bye Felicia 👋👋👋
High taxes, expensive gasoline, pervasive homelessness, mud slides, wild fires, droughts, deluges….why anyone would want to live in California is beyond me
Gavin Newsom is a disgrace. Any American, politician no less, that travels to another country and disparages any other American , let alone the president of our country, should NOT be allowed back. My family too left California because of his failed policies along with the rest of these deranged Democrats who suffer from TDS.
I think any politician who goes to another country to undermine our president should be charged with treason. They are just over there spouting how they are going to win back the house and be in charge to impeach the president again, so those countries better do business with them the crooks. The other countries should put them back on planes and not let them back in. They need illegal voting to get power again but once the new ID law gets voted on we might get them to stop cheating but they probably still will.