Following recent games in Brazil, Mexico, and Germany, the NFL announced that its expansion would continue next year with a game held at the North Pole, sources confirm.
“It makes sense when you think about it,” said NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. “We send our players all over the damn place, as well as make them play on holidays, so this is the natural evolution of all that. Plus, you can’t tell me those damn elves don’t deserve a little live entertainment. All the good they do for the world.”
Players met the news with mixed reactions.
“That doesn’t sound like the best time,” said Kyler Murray, quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals. “But I’m not sure it sounds any worse than the recent trip to Brazil where players were warned to stay in their hotels out of fear of crime. So yeah, I don’t know, The North Pole might not be so bad. Still beats having to play a game in Buffalo.”
As of press time, Goodell announced further expansion plans for the NFL, which will see future games held in Japan, England, war-torn Ukraine, and a floating barge in the middle of the ocean.
Since the NFL went woke years ago, they can play on the moon for all I care. I was a big fan from 1960 until their broadcasts turned woke. Goodell killed football.
I go back to the 1950s when the players played for love of the game and were dedicated to their tesm. This kneeling for the National Anthem and worshipping a female singer just does not work. They can play for the polar bears at the North Pole and play for the penguin at the South Pole for all I care, because most of them are playing for $$$ and nothing more. Football is supposed to be a game. It hasn’t been for a long time. (I still watch college football.)
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Good plan! The ground will be too cold to kneel on for the length of all the different National Anthems needed to satisfy all nationalities!!!!!😁
Who will be there to see the Games? The Human population is not that Great???
Hello: This is another stupid idea. Makes no sense whatsoever. Actually the game in Brazil made no sense. And the players had to stay in their hotel because of crime. The world is wacko and getting worse by the day. Goodell should resign and get some one in there has some sense. By the salaries make no sense. Some one has to pay those millions and in the meantime the poor people of Namibia in Africa are having to kill the wild animals to survive. What a mess. Ease
Why not just stay in the USA and take all that money that would have been used for travel and lower the price of tickets for us? We could maybe afford to take our kids and grandkids now and then. It’s a big difference between going in person and watching on TV.
Just saying…..
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Goodell is not good for Football, He does not care about the Players.
Tell you the truth women’s college softball is more entertaining than the gone woke NFL! College gymnastics are twice the talented athletes than someone who run fast, catch passes with one hand arm tackle . Excellence is not what today’s NFL demonstrates.
Kudos to the Commish. This is the best joke he could have played on the NFL brainless fans.
If I was given a guaranteed NINE FIGURE contract, I would play underwater if they asked.
It is all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. NFL owners and their lacky Goodall treat the players like they own them. Putting players in peril in Brazil just for the money. By the way, who gets the money from the sale of tics at these games. Goodall and the very rich old fart owners, as bad as teams in college the school profits from the pot at the Orange Bowl, not players. As far as games going overseas or as one person said the “moon” players union just say, “no sir”!!!!
And Kabul the following year?