Democratic leaders reportedly entered a state of strategic concern this week after Apple announced it will begin producing Macs at a Texas facility, a move party officials warn could dangerously reduce America’s dependence on carefully curated foreign supply chains, sources have confirmed
Standing before a backdrop that read “Global Feelings First,” one lawmaker cautioned that domestic manufacturing could lead to “an unsupervised surge in employment.”
Another policy adviser added, “If people start earning stable paychecks, they might develop independent thought patterns. We can’t have that kind of volatility.”
Progressive economists quickly released a white paper titled The Hidden Dangers of Paychecks, arguing that job growth risks destabilizing several long-term dependency initiatives.
“Programs require participants,” one anonymous strategist explained.
“If citizens become self-sufficient, who exactly are we administering?”
Cable news panels erupted into concern that assembling anything on American soil could result in “excessive national pride.”
One analyst warned that exposure to functioning factories may trigger confidence, a side effect long considered incompatible with sustainable outrage.
Meanwhile, union welders in Texas reportedly celebrated the opportunity to build products stamped “Made in USA,” a phrase several activists described as “aggressively geographical.”
Republicans responded by suggesting that manufacturing things in the country where they are sold might dangerously make sense.
As of press time, Democrats were drafting emergency legislation to reclassify full-time employment as an optional lifestyle choice requiring federal supervision.
I watched President Trump tell the NATION last evening that we are on track to growth and prosperity and then I watched my Governor Abigail Spanberger call the President a liar. If you want the TRUTH just look at the plans they both have for the nation and the State of Virginia. Trump is looking to bring prosperity to the nation and Spanberger and her friends in RICHNOND and WASHINGTON to bring HIGHER taxes and more DEPENDENCE on the government. Take your pick folks, I choose FREEDOM and the right to choose.
Lucid, succinct and spot on, Charles ! 👍
Freedom !
Exactly Charles, right on point.
If the Democrats would stop stealing from taxpayers our national debt would be solved or a big part of it. Spanberger run affordability and what she do raises taxes on everything and more in Virginia. She’s for socialism! Virginia’s should RECALL HER NOW!!
As a Virginia Republican my biggest hope is that recent poll numbers are correct, and the April 21st power grab by the Virginia Democrats gets defeated, if only by one vote. The duo of Speaker Scott and Senator Lucas, who bank on their identity politics districts for their continued re-election and subsequent power, are the biggest threats to democracy in Virginia; not what their partisan TV adds say is the threat.
How can what looked like a smirky turkey discuss affordability for hard working Americans while the democrats gobble up their hard earned money in taxes like it is free corn. Only because democrats fear that their base of dependency is being eroded by jobs in America. Also when illegals are vetted made to enter legally will American citizens be safer. Signs in yards that say “we are all immigrants” should honestly say “some of us are legal immigrants”.