Several campus activists who spent the week chanting about how terrible America is reportedly froze mid-protest after someone suggested they could experience life somewhere else, sources have confirmed
The incident began outside Columbia University, where demonstrators loudly explained that America is oppressive, broken, and beyond repair.
The mood reportedly changed in seconds when a man walking his dog casually asked, “So… why don’t you go live somewhere better then?”
Witnesses say the crowd went silent with the same energy as a group chat after someone says, “Screenshots don’t lie.”
One protester attempted to clarify the situation, explaining, “We don’t hate America like that. We hate America in the way that still requires Wi-Fi, free speech, food trucks, and the ability to yell at the government without disappearing.”
Another activist reportedly asked if the other countries also had student housing, streaming services, and the right to protest the country you live in while holding a $9 iced coffee.
At one point, a bystander quoted Senator Kennedy, saying, “I don’t understand why we have to give money to people that hate us. They should be able to hate us for free,” which several protesters described as “deeply offensive and aggressive” demanding a safe space be delivered right away.
The situation escalated when someone jokingly pulled up airline prices on their phone, causing demonstrators to immediately pivot into a lecture about how suggesting travel is aggressive.
As of press time, protesters confirmed the revolution would continue as scheduled, safely inside the United States.
These people are spoiled children.
To stupid to know that they are really stupid. Or, I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works!
They never learned good virtues and to be thankful and their morals are assbackwards!
Wow,
Readers, If any of you are a Congressman or Senator, would you please draft a bill that any U.S. citizen can get a free one way ticket to any Country in the world, where you think you can do better and live better…
The only requirement being that you must GIVE UP your U.S. citizenship and agree that you can never return !
I like this idea. We should have thought about it sooner. Ill bet every taxpayer would pay for 1 ticket to help these poor unfortunate souls. One way ticket to the country of our choice. Sign me up
Since all these haters are most likely Democrat voters, the GOP doesn’t have a big enough majority in Congress to pass any “one way ticket”
legislation. The Democrats in Congress would never support any legislation that could potentially reduce their voter rolls, for example their uncommon sense resistance to requiring voter ID.
Elective credits to complain. Starts with management.
How much protesting happens when a democrat is trying unsuccessfully to run the country? Also how much peaceful rioting happens under a democrats watch? One thing is being exposed is how much the American tax payers are getting ripped off during a democratic President. Support your local government enforcement unless you like being scammed and ripped off like Minnesotans. Only you can prevent charlatans with your voting.
Viscious cycle. Ivy League colleges are not esteemed because they are great (their not), or great Americans come from them(not many) but because the turn over is like the sixties; anti-establishment, socialists, drug addled know-nothings, and rich kids whose parents got rid of them for 4 years!
Their is possessive, like their name, their face, their college degree, etc. I think you meant to use they’re, for they are.
Thank you. If you are unaware of grade- school level grammar & spelling, you shouldn’t post editorial comments referring to college protests.
Omgoodness, does it really matter how someone spellas or uses the wrong word, you kkow what they were saying. Not everyone is and english scholar like you. I think any comment someone does, they do their best for it to be understood. Give me a break. You are probably one of those democratic protesters to even correct someones grammer in a comment!
Omgoodness, does it really matter how someone spellas or uses the wrong word, you kkow what they were saying. Not everyone is and english scholar like you. I think any comment someone does, they do their best for it to be understood. Give me a break. You are probably one of those democratic protesters to even correct someones grammer in a comment!