In a medical miracle that has stunned the Democratic Party, former Obama Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel accidentally swallowed a tiny dose of common sense on Bill Maher’s show and admitted that Mississippi, climbed from 49th to 9th in reading scores while his party was busy renaming schools after feelings and debating which bathroom little boys should use, sources have confirmed.
“A lot of interest groups don’t want to talk about it,” Emanuel muttered, looking visibly uncomfortable as reality briefly touched his soul.
“We messed this up. We used to be good at education.”
He then listed his party’s greatest hits: fighting over Abraham Lincoln’s name instead of teaching kids why he was cool, obsessing over locker rooms, and making sure every child learns their proper pronouns before they learn how to read.
Experts say this dangerous outbreak of common sense could spread.
If Democrats stopped arguing about bathrooms, banned books, and who can scream “Trump!” the loudest, America might actually produce children who can read, think, and have decent mental health.
As of press time, Rahm Emanuel had been placed back on heavy ideological sedation and returned to the Progressive ICU, where doctors are confident he’ll make a full recovery and never mention Mississippi’s success again.
Rahm Emanuel is right, the kids today cannot read or do math and they don’t know our history and they don’t know the World of Science . The teachers and Democrat party or creating the dumbest uneducated generation in our history by the time these kids graduate high school they will not be able to read no math or history or even science and that’s is what the Democrats won’t if they keep you dumb and stupid and uneducated, they can tell you the sky is falling and you will believe it wake up people, before it’s too late, they won’t teach your kids how to do it in school, then parents need to do it at home that’s the only way your children are going to learn how to read, do math, know our history and fall in love with science. So wake up people before it is too late.
Your right. These democratic with chicken little mentalities are saying that the sky is falling. Don’t believe them. They are trying sell you cement umbrellas.
Nick from Florida
But cement umbrellas are very durable and great at shedding Democratic bullshit.
Uneducated children grow into controlled adults.
Uneducated children turn into AOC
My 2006 ballot associate Congressman Rahm Emanuel & I collaborated on building a centrist Democratic Party majority that inaugurated Obamacare. Emanuel traveled extensively in to Red States to recruit Democratic Party standard bearers. If you reply favorably, we can do it again.
Sadly, there do n0t seem to be enough Centrist Democrats on board. Those like John Fetterman are as rare as “hens teeth” as the old saying went. Very sad but also sadly true.
You seem to be referring to the senator who votes over 90% of the time with his Communist buddies, not quite a centrist that you may think he is. He may be more like that blind squirrel that occasionally finds an acorn.