NEW YORK — Comedian-turned-professional Trump commentator Rosie O’Donnell reportedly stunned viewers by declaring that President Trump has dementia, then pausing mid-rant to ask producers what she had been angry about, sources have confirmed.
After several confused seconds, Rosie reportedly brightened and announced, “I don’t remember the point, but I definitely remember I hate him.”
CNN staff described the moment as a remarkable display of selective memory.
According to insiders, O’Donnell had also forgotten her repeated promises to leave America forever, retire from political commentary, and never mention Trump again.
She broke the final promise approximately eleven seconds after making it.
Producers reportedly attempted to help by handing her cue cards labeled IRELAND, RETIREMENT, and STOP TALKING ABOUT TRUMP, but Rosie dismissed them as misinformation before launching into another twenty-minute Trump monologue.
When asked whether she remembered ever being funny, O’Donnell confidently replied yes.
Historians are still searching for corroborating evidence.
One researcher believes she may have been referring to a brief internet outage in 2007, during which millions of Americans were temporarily unable to hear her stand-up routine.
Political analysts noted that while Rosie appears unable to remember which country she threatened to move to, she retains perfect recall of every Trump headline published since 2015.
As of press time, Rosie was reportedly packing for Ireland again while the Irish government quietly changed its Wi-Fi password and left a note reading, “We’re not home.”
This fat woke lady should be home taking care of her weirdo daughter who is a real problem. No one wants to hear from this lard and Ireland doesn’t want her back from the looks of it and neither does America.
Is She using the same testing method as the one used to determine the Joe Biden episode !
Incredible…for someone who vowed to never return to America, she shows up here more often than a feral cat once you leave food out.
Poor Rosie – she has actually gone insane. It’s not that she forgot, it’s that everyone else has forgotten about her.
She lives a sad lonely life just looking for attention. She really has no talent to speak of in the entertainment business but Hollywood embraces anyone who holds their agenda…. She’s in the same category of the ladies of The View…. Very misinformed.