Seattle officials unveiled a groundbreaking public safety strategy this week in which police are now tasked with investigating federal agents instead of criminals, while repeat offenders are encouraged to “continue their journey,” Sources have confirmed
According to officers, the mayor’s latest directive has created a system where crime is technically optional, but confusion is mandatory.
“We used to chase criminals,” one officer said.
“Now we mostly chase each other and occasionally a federal agent just to be safe.”
Sources say Mayor Katie Wilson has urged departments to prioritize monitoring ICE activity, leading to what insiders describe as “a full-time law enforcement-on-law enforcement experience,” while actual suspects are reportedly allowed to leave the scene provided they “don’t feel judged.”
Meanwhile, the mayor continues to travel with a full armed security detail, operating out of a fortified “community safety space” equipped with surveillance, barriers, and what aides described as “common sense, but only for her.”
Judges have supported the effort, releasing suspects under a new standard called “intent vibes,” where defendants are freed if they convincingly explain they “didn’t mean it that way.”
Residents say the city is evolving rapidly.
“It’s like Mad Max,” one business owner said.
“Except the criminals stay, the cops argue, and the mayor holds a seminar about empathy.”
As of press time, officers were reportedly filing reports on each other while a suspect politely asked if anyone planned to stop him.
It seems as though when women or minorities achieve high positions in government,especially in our large cities,delusional insanity prevails.
This woman needs to be removed from office. She is a safety hazard to law enforcement and law-abiding citizens. What are these people thinking.
They aren’t thinking. There’s nothing in their heads to think with. Their brain space is full of mush.
Mean while on the other side of the Cascades people aren’t worried about the WA tax on making more than a million dollars per year, after deductions, they are awaiting it to hit the rich people who make $40k per year. That will come soon. And another $1 per gallon of climate change gas tax. Still, it isn’t enough to move to Oregon.
Used to blame the voters (even the hippies all smoked out in Seattle) but now I blame those terrible democratic voters, you know, ghosts, the dead illegals, homeless offered booze and cigarettes. Yep, those sterling (non) Americans who inhabit just about every blue state and city.
Thank GOD I live in Texas. As a former LEO, If I had happened to have lived and worked there. I would promptly TELL the Mayor and all involved to kiss my ass and go to HELL! An old wise man said to me in my younger years.” You deserve what you will tolerate” Didn’t make much sense at the time, but then the older I got the more it did. I have lived by that for over 30 some years now. I avoid stupid people. Never argue or try to debate a hater or a lefty. They don’t want to hear it even with truth or facts. These people are nuts.
Thank GOD I live in Texas. As a former LEO, If I had happened to have lived and worked there. I would promptly TELL the Mayor and all involved to kiss my ass and go to HELL! An old wise man said to me in my younger years.” You deserve what you will tolerate” Didn’t make much sense at the time, but then the older I got the more it did. I have lived by that for over 30 some years now. 1.I avoid stupid people. 2.Never argue or try to debate a hater or a lefty. 3 They don’t want to hear it even with truth or facts. These people are nuts.