Pennsylvania Senator and noted casual dresser John Fetterman was asked to vacate the Senate floor earlier today after arriving for a vote wearing no shirt, sources have confirmed.
“Just like any respectable American establishment, we have a ‘No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service’ rule here in the Senate,” said Oklahoma Senator and current Senate Minority Whip John Thune. “We just never had to actually enforce it before this Fetterman guy got here. Maybe we should hang the sign back up.”
Fetterman publicly disagreed with the assessment of his behavior.
“Oh suddenly we have all these ethical standards in the Senate, huh?” Fetterman asked, before hocking a big chunk of chewing tobacco on the wall next to him. “Those assholes said I have to start wearing shoes, too. Can you believe that? This whole place is going down the tubes.”
As of press time, Fetterman had returned to the Senate floor in a wrinkled tuxedo T-shirt and demanded to be taken seriously.
FETTERMAN – THE BIGGEST “A-HOLE” EVER TO BE ALLOWED INTO POLITICS ! THOSE THAT ELECTED HIM MUST BE SCUM BUCKETS JUST LIKE FETTERMAN !!! I GUESS FETTERMAN WANTS TO GO DOWN IN HISTORY FOR HIS DISRESPECT … SOME PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING TO BE AN ATTENTION WHORE !!!
What a total fool. People of Pen. Deserve better. Democrat machine at work!
This guy is simply cuckoo, he seems to be brilliant some days then PULLS AN ABSOLUTELY STUPID STUNT like no shirt. No excuse for this behavior, he should be removed from office.
well they cheated him into office. is he required to be grateful?
He should be removed from his Senate seat! A disgrace to his State!
We don’t need a “fifth column” to destroy us. We have the Democrats!
The dems elected him same as ole diaper pedophile joe, or should i say they fraudulent, installed both.
He has a Harvard Masters so the joke is on everyone, especially his constituents, even though Harvard is synonymous with moronic behavior anymore.
He has totally gone insane. Maybe the stroke had something to to with this behavior I am glad he represent the deviant.digusting Democrate! Not Our GOP We have Respectful decent neat representatives . So proud of them!
Look at the ugly Democrats . He is acting just like one of Bidens WH freaks! this is just one more! problem with democrats.
Hilary need to look again! Her party is the party of deplorables and getting worse. True huh Hilary? !No polish on your democrates! You look like the left alphabet crowd .What a mess you guys have made?
The man is a SLOB!!! He’s a prime example of the corrupt, low-class, totally uncouth, scumbags the Democrat party has become. PA. elected this Moron and we all know the old saying “Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it”!