WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former FBI Director Christopher Wray defended accusations of misleading Congress by claiming the Constitution is “too old to understand modern feelings,” sources have confirmed.
Wray argued that his sworn testimony should be judged not on facts but on “the sincerity of his vibes.”
According to insiders, Wray personally approved overtime pay and bonus vacation days for his “plain clothed” agents, so long as while under oath, they said” they weren’t gathering, just vibing with democracy and people watching.”
One whistleblower revealed that plainclothes uniforms came fitted with hidden cameras, hot-mic lapel pins, and fake IDs.
Agents were reportedly instructed to cry and scream about “systemic oppression” if discovered.
Wray, when pressed, claimed sudden memory loss, insisting he suffers from CRS — Can’t Remember Sh*.*
As of press time, Wray was overheard saying, “Just because your truth is real doesn’t mean mine isn’t real to me. Truth isn’t absolute — it’s what we make it.”
This is shades of Richard Nixon: “I am not a crook.” History repeats itself. Gotta love the unmitigated gall of these career creeps.
IT is WE the SHEEOPLE that are the stupid, cowardly slaves to the STATE. A 2nd amendment is useless to a coward
This Country did not get here based on feelings. It got here because earlier leaders believed in the common values ..”. From many, one”. The Greatest Generation clearly demonstrated this”. I am sure many had feelings about being killed, but they put Country above self. A value that damn few people in Government and elsewhere share today! Selfishness is a destructive force. We have far too much of this mentality in our Country today. We survive together, we fail when we only worry about ourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just maybe we now have a president who will make our enemies pay Instead of allowing them to continue to erode this nation with their filth . Americans luv ed through their constant evil . And now we see the results in our streets with idiot Americans lining up with the very people that want us dead. That these people created with the help of the media’s. Wray was always a Democrat in disguise. He lied about the laptop.He thwarted Trump from the get go Just like Milly and countless others who not only screwed Trump But every American . Especially with their lies that they have used to created our enemies within . And the Russian dossier etc. I hope prison will be his new home I hope for Marshal law. So Military tribunals can start. Then the executions will begin federal law only jails people who commit treason The military executes them ! If our ancestors who died fighting King George to create this great country. Could see how damaged their gene pool is They definitely would come out of the grave Democrats are the ancestors of those who created the civil war And owned the plantations. And tried their best to kill every Indian out of the existence . Ask why there is only one Indian in our chambers and only 6 have ever sat in our government? Indians have never had a real seat in our chambers But illegal terrorists like Omar And Talib do . A close investigation puts half of the democrats as the Bush family’s relatives. Obama and The Cheney’s All connected to Halli Burton. And Old Barbara was the illegitimate child of the head of the German Reich . They inbreed and keep the power. Look up who Mia B ‘s dad was ( Morning joe host )
Americans stop listening to the very people that are your slave masters Actually do some real investigating.