In a display of fiscal ferocity rarely seen outside of budget horror films, President Donald Trump has taken a literal axe to the tax code, sources have confirmed.
In a ceremony in the Rose Garden, Trump was seen wielding a large, gleaming axe—which aides later clarified was a prop—symbolizing his commitment to “chopping taxes down to size.”
“This axe is sharp, just like our cuts to your tax bills,” Trump declared, swinging the axe into a large stack of papers labeled ‘Old Tax Code.’ Spectators cheered as confetti made from shredded tax documents filled the air, a festive touch to what the administration is calling “the biggest tax cut celebration in history.”
The dramatic reduction aims to simplify the tax system by eliminating several key deductions and reducing rates across the board, which Trump argues will “let Americans keep more of their hard-earned money.” Critics have been quick to label the move as reckless, arguing it favors the wealthy, but supporters see it as a decisive blow to government bloat.
As of press time, the IRS was reportedly updating their filing guidelines to include a new form: “1040-AXE,” simplifying the filing process to a few chops.
I hope and pray that President Trump stops our Social Security Income from being taxed. It is all that us seniors have as income.
It is only taxed if your income exceeds a set amount. The maximum being 85% which I agree is ridiculous considering how much we send to foreign countries who hate us.
Hope and Pray says it all!!!!!
Promises made promises kept. Congress has to do before we lose our majorities.
Please help people on SS and disability through SS we don’t get enough to pay bills meds and food on what we get. Also the Medicare for ss and disability through recipients should be part of the benefits as well as prescription coverage this needs changed asap
Your lucky they are not cutting SS. Though it may happen
No what we are lucky for, is having president Trump in office…
dakotahjoe you will find, that the only party to raid SS are the democrats.
It was set up as a rat party slush fund by roosevelt.
Well said!
You all are f…g stupid. Trump is only out for himself and could give a fig about the rest of us.
You are so uninformed, I feel sorry for you and your like kind.
Note: Politicians, bureaucrats, academicians, and most media folks, suggest most of you best do your research and educate yourselves on the details of envelopment operations for that is what Donald is bringing to American government at every level (see message below). At least dig your foxholes deeper and add overhead cover. Have a nice day. Soldier/Cop, Retired
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As one of the army officers charged with finding a true Battle Captain among all those army officers serving this nation from the Revolutionary War through the Vietnam Conflict, I can testify that we only found one officer who made the grade of ‘Battle Captain’. And, he like Donald Trump was not a professional soldier. A year before the Battle of Gettysburg he was a college professor, yet most historians credit him for saving the Union Forces left flank and forcing General Lee to commit his forces to a frontal attack which failed. The Battle of Gettysburg is generally credited as the turning point of the Civil War and lead to the surrender of the Confederate Forces two years later.
Donald Trump has proven that he is indeed a Battle Captain. He has turned the attacks on our flanks and now I am confident he will succeed in an overwhelming envelopment of all the forces trying to destroy America. God bless and protect Donald Trump, and God Bless and protect America as we help Donald Trump make America great again. I leave you with one question. Are you willing to fight for America, your family, and/or yourself?
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