Trans Athlete’s Mom Outraged Biological Girls Allowed To Share Podium: “This Is Unfair To My Child!”

SACRAMENTO — California’s new track-and-field compromise broke irony meters statewide this week after activists who spent years demanding inclusion were outraged to learn biological girls might also be included, sources have confirmed.

The controversy began after state officials proposed allowing female athletes who finished behind a transgender competitor to share the first-place podium, a move progressives immediately condemned as “deeply unfair to the person currently standing in first place.”

“For years, we fought to make girls’ sports more inclusive,” said one furious parent while clutching a participation trophy the size of a mini fridge.

“But now they’re letting the girls stand up there too? That feels exclusionary.”

Activists agreed, arguing that sharing the podium with the very athletes the category was created for sends a dangerous message that girls’ sports may still involve girls.

“Biology is bigotry,” said one advocate, “unless biology is standing next to our preferred outcome with a medal.”

California officials described the policy as “balanced,” which in Sacramento means reality was sent to committee, biology was reported to HR, and Gavin Newsom quietly fleeing through the nearest taxpayer-funded exit

As of press time, activists were demanding the runners-up be moved to a small “feelings podium” in the parking lot where they could celebrate quietly without disrupting progress.