SACRAMENTO — California’s new track-and-field compromise broke irony meters statewide this week after activists who spent years demanding inclusion were outraged to learn biological girls might also be included, sources have confirmed.
The controversy began after state officials proposed allowing female athletes who finished behind a transgender competitor to share the first-place podium, a move progressives immediately condemned as “deeply unfair to the person currently standing in first place.”
“For years, we fought to make girls’ sports more inclusive,” said one furious parent while clutching a participation trophy the size of a mini fridge.
“But now they’re letting the girls stand up there too? That feels exclusionary.”
Activists agreed, arguing that sharing the podium with the very athletes the category was created for sends a dangerous message that girls’ sports may still involve girls.
“Biology is bigotry,” said one advocate, “unless biology is standing next to our preferred outcome with a medal.”
California officials described the policy as “balanced,” which in Sacramento means reality was sent to committee, biology was reported to HR, and Gavin Newsom quietly fleeing through the nearest taxpayer-funded exit
As of press time, activists were demanding the runners-up be moved to a small “feelings podium” in the parking lot where they could celebrate quietly without disrupting progress.
It is time for Trans Genders to have their own athletic events. Trans competing with Trans…
Amen!
We can’t have that. That would mean a fellow trans would lose, and that defeats their purpose.
Spot on…. call it the Gender Dysphoria League. It probably would fade away since the athletes would not see automatic wins since they woudn’t be competing against girls.
That would defeat the purpose of the entire thing. Only reason these soy guzzling losers pretend to be a girl, is because they come in at 426th place in boys sports. Now that they are a wymins, they magically move up to first place finisher. Amazing how that works? If trans got their own class, there would be no benefit to having the doc perform a take-a-dickfrome.
More idiocy from the deranged parents and”trans” people. How much more stupid can they get
Transgenders should have there own league to stop the cheating in sports.
Actually, science had it right for decades. Trans loons belong in the looney bin. Science said homosexuality was a mental illness.
Pretty stupid
The FREAK POS didn’t win anything.
The coward couldn’t cut it against men so he chose to steal what belonged to the girls.
This is the bullshit that the DemonRAT Party believes in.
Always gotta fit those politics in there somewhere, huh!
They never seem to miss an opportunity. That’s how they MAGA, they learned that approach from our fearless leader. It’s not very productive, but it makes them feel better about themselves. It also distracts them from the fact that Trump hasn’t done anything he’s promised to date. (Israeli hostage release dates/”raining hell” on Hezbollah, stopping 2 wars “easily”, building the wall, having Mexico pay for the non-built wall, jailing Hillary….)
The hostages were released on the wrong date ?!
Hezbollah was decimated without rain falling from down to up ?!
The wars ended count is greater than two, and it may have been difficult?!
The wall isn’t as long as China’s and Mexico paid for it in lost drug and
human trafficking revenue instead of in cash ?!
Oh ! The horror ! The horror !
Ok,
One of your “facts” is correct…
Hilary probably should be in jail, and she’s not yet !
Trump much better than that senile shit pants wearer Biden who couldn’t find his way no matter how much help he had!
Ken. Progressive, or commie pig, same thing, can’t get enough of that schitt smell. This is why they align with the nutjobs in the democrat party. I heard they are cumming out with a new cologne and deodorant, called Feces & Cum, Yum Yum Yum. Push the spray button and the can vibrates. The roll on is in a can shaped like a phallus with the roll on being the head.
I don’t think this is about where Dan is trying to fit his politics.
I think this is about where a Mother is trying to fit her “daughters” penis !
Who the fuck do you think pushed this bullshit.
They don’t belong in our country. People like that should be banned from our country forever. They are a nasty people and need to be disband from life and our wonderful country.
I believe they are only stating facts.
You bet we do. Its the Dems and only them that allow this insanity. Mentally ill people need help, not coddling.
I’m a Democrat (spell it, “Demon” it, “Rat” it, “Dumbocrat” it, spell it however makes you feel better about voting for The Donald – Wasn’t he supposed to stop 2 wars? And now Iran? WTF? ) anyway, like I said “Democrat”, and by no means do I condone “tuckin’ ‘er in” while accepting awards or medals. I don’t condone “Tuckin’ ‘er in” in the women’s locker room either.
Just because some freak wants her “trans” child to swim with women, and then stand by “itself” on the podium, doesn’t make them automatically “Demoncratic”, or insinuate that any normal Democrats agree with this BS.
Go MAGA, watch some FOX news, and cheer on team Trump some more. Some of those “trans” people might like Trump though. You and them on the same team maybe. Wow.
And your alternative to Donald is …
Kamela? Mandarin? AOC?
Put up your “best”, come up with a platform, then come back and criticize; otherwise, you are the problem, not the solution.
Your continued support for the party leaders is your consent chief…. democrats own this timeline of lunacy….
To the outraged mom, Perhaps you should have raised your son to be a real man, not a wimpy wannabe.
Yes, good answer
The outraged mom has the issue ass backwards. A man doesn’t belong on the podium in a girl’s sporting event. He only outperformed the girls because he is biologically a man. I wonder why he is confused, with a mother like that who wouldn’t be.
Their is no such thing as transgender your either a woman or a man a man cannot be a woman period.
No more dicks in women’s sports!
I agree, Paul…
No more dicks in vaginas !
Wait, that’s not it…
No more dicks where vaginas are supposed to be !
Wait, that’s not it either…
Guys in guys sports and guys bathrooms,
Girls in girls sports and girls bathrooms !
Yup, that’s it !
Next time a democrat woman walks into a bathroom or changing room or shower all males walk in and just say I’m trans and spread your legs so I can pee also while your peeing also. See how fast they change their minds when trans boys start stripping down for gym classes.
I think every male should hang out in females locker rooms and bathrooms we are trans people. every democrat needs to have trans experiences
Ya know Sue,
I may be an old heterosexual male…
But identifying as a young transgender male may be my true calling !
This whole thing is complete idiocy and destruction of society. How many times have we seen or heard about mentally unstable individuals who identify as transgender committing acts of violence against others. For a male to even think that it is acceptable to compete against women has to be mentally challenged.
Lady, you gave birth to a male, not a female!
The mother is as sick as her son
The mother is sicker than her son!
Is this a Babylon Bee article…? 🤷🏼🤣
If the he/she wants to compete, have this he/she’s penis surgically removed. A little less weight would help this he/she improve his/her time.
The “outraged” mother is wrong and she should get a life. Period!
They never seem to miss an opportunity. That’s how they MAGA, they learned that approach from our fearless leader. It’s not very productive, but it makes them feel better about themselves. It also distracts them from the fact that Trump hasn’t done anything he’s promised to date. (Israeli hostage release dates/”raining hell” on Hezbollah, stopping 2 wars “easily”, building the wall, having Mexico pay for the non-built wall, jailing Hillary….)
I feel Trans should be treated as a performance enhancing drug. If one chooses that path they are ineligible to compete.
Simple solution; all girls/ women should refuse to participate in any competition that includes a male participant.That would require real sacrifice but would solve the problem , once the male/ transgender has to compete against himself. Boycotts work.
cdorbe. your comment has nothing to do with men/ boys competing agaist females