Rosie O’Donnell has accused Donald J. Trump of personally sabotaging her daughter’s college graduation, insisting she was advised to stay away for “safety reasons,” sources have confirmed.
According to O’Donnell, Trump’s political shadow is so vast that even a small-town graduation in upstate New York couldn’t withstand the danger of her attendance.
Security teams allegedly warned her of “unpredictable MAGA turbulence,” though the only disruptions spotted on campus were a broken nacho machine and one uncle snoring through the valedictorian’s speech.
Republicans, meanwhile, expressed confusion, with many unable to recall why O’Donnell believed she was a high-value target.
“Wasn’t she the lady from that show about coffee tables?” asked one lawmaker.
Others speculated she might be confusing herself with someone relevant, like Taylor Swift, Elon Musk, or even the ShamWow guy.
In reality, O’Donnell’s absence caused no panic, no riots, and not even a whisper.
Her daughter walked the stage, grabbed her diploma, and enjoyed a normal ceremony—highlighted only by one dad screaming “That’s my boy!” at a volume usually reserved for monster truck rallies.
As of press time, O’Donnell was reportedly preparing a documentary titled Trump Stole My Seat at Graduation and pitching it to Netflix, which immediately asked, “Rosie who?”
This is what I think of O’Donnell, __________________________________________________________. Also, I’d like to add,__________________________________________________________. And that’s the truth.
I want to know when !
Will ! This perverted idiot cease being giving a hate platform to spew her hate. Sanctioned By the so called news and every democrat
Her evil reaches that of those on the view !
Whores and perverts are the front and center . This thing us a queer and was allowed to adopt children. Of which she mistreated and all of them were in the media’s over the years. It’s amazing that idiots in our judicial allow adoption by people like her PB who wore a fake teat bag to nurse pretending to be a female.
I pray there will be voices of reason who will stop giving her a platform to do what democrats have been doing 24/7 . This started the day he half Black illegal created his blacism .
We got the vicious hate crime killing of the young white woman Now the assassination of a young white man And a Colorado school attempted to execution of white students. All within a week ! Not counting the murders over the weekend in Chicago Democrats you have turned Americans into your personal killers . While you get rich off of these .
You can not spew hated 24/7 and expect to have a civil society ? We are now the land whose people died to Keep Mussolini and Hitler away from our people
All because the satanic fools who sit in our democratic /republican chambers and throughout all of America’s government
What now America? War?
God himself is about to stop this evil