Donald Trump’s speech to the United Nations left global leaders in disarray after he mocked the Assembly’s habit of treating international conflicts like group therapy sessions, sources have confirmed.
A few members were nervous before Trump even entered the chamber, with one progressive leader reportedly cutting power to the escalators in a desperate attempt to stall his arrival.
“We knew he was about to say something true, and frankly none of us were ready for that,” whispered a visibly shaken EU official, clutching a lavender stress ball distributed by the UN’s progressive caucus.
Once inside, Trump wasted no time ridiculing the UN’s “conflict resolution circle,” where leaders pass around a ceremonial talking stick to “share their feelings.”
He declared bluntly, “Feelings don’t win wars, folks.”
President Trump reportedly had a chuckle at the audible gasps that followed.
The remark caused several progressive representatives to gasp while sitting in their heated massage chairs.
Tensions boiled over when France threw a toddler-like tantrum after Trump compared their carbon tax to “a screen door on a submarine.”
While Canada — firmly aligned with the progressive bloc — refused to surrender the talking stick until someone complimented their recycling program.
As of press time, leaders were frantically offering reporters free smart cars and lifetime Spotify subscriptions if they agreed to edit Trump’s remarks down to “hello and goodnight.” Too bad it was a live feed.
Hilarious!
OMG THAT’S FUNNY!
I love our President!!
As that general said in the movie, “THEY CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH” How is he wrong telling leaders of countries that they are losing their traditions with the influx of foreigners, where is he wrong in stating this climate change is a hoax that just lines the pockets of some.. and the uselessness of the United Nations? They are as useful as tears on a boar!
Thruth alway hurts them who don’t care. Don’t want change for the better.
Now they can’t hide how they feel. Will be watch strongly for their acts.
Would been better to listen and move on.
The UN is broken. It no longer functions as originally intended. The US needs to get out of the UN.
They just wanted to watch Melania walk up the broken escalator. Perverts.
The hand that sets on his shoulder is one only certain people know who that is and why . Our President knew who and what filled that room It appears the world continually under estimates him. He made the greatest speech in all of history. No one other than our President And his wife could have handled their hate and their welcome of the escalator stopping and the TelePrompter Cutting off . I know no politician that could have walked into that hate filled room that sits on American soil . And controlled it ! That room was full of the most stupid people on earth. War mongers filled that place. And Trump knew they wanted American bodies to die for them again.
They forgot he doesn’t need a TelePrompTer or a pad .
Thank you Mr President!
For showing Americans that these same so called allies who screwed Americans and stopped selling us anything . When he stopped them from screwing America. These same people are the ones we have died for. And not one shed their lives for Americans. And now they are trying to push America into the wars they created. I pray Our President will laugh at them and Close America down . Taking care of Americans and only Americans. We must rebuild after our politicians destroyed this country ! I feel for their citizens of those countries But all of Europe needs to die alone for this. The UK and our so called allies are funding Russia’s wars. By buying their fuel. Their people must take back their country back for themselves We are going to take ours back and clean it out of the the illegals they imposed on us without us agreeing !
Do any of you think the Muslims these nations have loaded up Their countries with Will be sent into any of their wars ?
Same thing in America . Do any of you Americans think that the illegals will be sent to fight in the wars they are pushing for America to die for ?