In a bold move, President Trump declared English the official language of America, citing “common sense” and “patriotism”, sources have confirmed.
The executive order, signed with a flourish, mandates English for all government business, prompting liberals to erupt in fury—exclusively in English.
“This is linguistic oppression!” shouted one protester, waving a sign in flawless English. Critics argue the move alienates non-English speakers, while Trump supporters cheer it as a unifying force.
“If you’re American, speak American!” said a MAGA-hatted fan. The White House clarified that “English means English, not that British nonsense.”
Meanwhile, progressive leaders, fluent in English, decried the policy on X, with one senator tweeting, “This erases diversity!”—in pristine English.
The irony was lost on demonstrators chanting “No to linguistic tyranny!” outside the Capitol. Trump, unfazed, promised to “make English great again.”
As of press time, liberals were still yelling objections in English, with one activist accidentally ordering a latte in Spanish, sparking a heated debate over “cultural betrayal.”
In America people should protest in English…
Its the most widely spoken language in this country and will provide the
best opportunity for the greatest number of people to figure out how completely
full of sh_t the protesters are !
Don’t be mean. Be nice. Don’t discourage them. We are having too much fun with it. Braaa-haaa-haaa-haaa !
Try to defend yourself in English in Russia, China, Iran, ETC. and see if you can get justice. What other countries don’t have a mother language. Knowing other languages is great, BUT a country needs a mother language.
I agree with you 100%!!!
The world has gone crazy.
(the world has gone crazy) Why would you believe the language that was used to write the founding documents of the country that everyone wants to get into, which were intended to be understandable by every citizen, is crazy to be understandable by every citizen?
Why call the language we speak English at all,just call it us American.
Good idea, an American name for an American Language that will now only be protested by all the subversive hate-America Americans. I doubt they’ll appreciate the irony, but we can.
This is extremely ludicrous coming from a man whose command of the English language is at the 3rd grade level.
About time we had a national language most all other countries already have theirs. If one wants to be a citizen of any country they should learn that countries language.
Puerto Ricans are American citizens. Felon47 would be wise to learn that. It makes him seem uneducated and foolish thinking otherwise.
Sounds like you are one of these Because you would do well to know the truth as well. Trump is not a felon. And you had better hope he can save what thieves and felons have done to this country Wait until you can’t get even a pice if bread for the thousands of illegals who are all on welfare and Medicaid and food stamps and free education and housing Trump didn’t put us in the mess Every stupid putrid person whoever sat in DC did Because ! You don’t count unless you are black or illegal or do their violence upon everybody else Guess what ! You are not in the 1% so your life is worth zero
Well this makes sense! It’s easier to tell who is Illegal . Just listen to illegals try to speak English . And those that do speak it well Round them up too .,These are our enemies within . Take their citizenship away And send them with their new people . Americans are tired of keeping up democrats and their fools they use to destroy America. By the way Remove all government aid Including College grants ! Standing for terrorists that mutilate babies Rape/joking to death And cutting into pieces while doing all this in front of their mother .While they are raping with many objects. Or standing with murderers and all illegals . These people were given Gaza by George Bush. And illegals are being given America by the fools who are helping these
What ever they are !!!! One thing for sureThey are not Americans
I want to know when the fire hoses are going to break up these protests by enemies of America?