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Trump Masters the Art of Golf and Drone Strikes

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
March 16, 2025
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In what might be the most on-brand moment of his presidency, Donald Trump was spotted playing golf at his luxurious Trump International Golf Course in West Palm Beach, all while keeping an eye on U.S. military strikes against Iran-backed Houthis in Yemen, sources have confirmed.

The former president, known for his love of multitasking and golf, managed to combine both as he watched live drone footage on a tablet propped up against his golf cart.



Trump, clad in his signature red cap and golf attire, was reportedly giving play-by-play commentary to his caddies, comparing his golf swings to missile strikes with a level of enthusiasm reserved for sports commentators. “See that? Both that drive and the drone are right on target!” he was heard exclaiming after a particularly good shot followed by news of a successful strike.

Witnesses at the course said Trump appeared to be more animated than usual, cheering on both his golf shots and the military’s precision. “It’s like watching two of my favorite reality shows at once,” Trump joked with onlookers.

As of press time, Trump had proposed installing big screens around all his golf courses to ensure he never misses another moment of international action while perfecting his putt.

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Comments 6

  1. Not Joe King says:
    1 year ago

    Yeah – even though this is a satire site, I really can see Trump behaving this way! Awesome Prez!

    Reply
  2. Dennis L says:
    1 year ago

    Morning All and Happy Monday, Lets see what happens this week for the Restructuring Of America. I’ll say it until the cows come home DJT has got to be the most Entertaining and The People of America are his First and Only Priority Going Forward. What he has done thus far May Well Be Controversial but if you look at where we were just a couple of months ago I’m Thinking That Most Will Agree that We as Americans and the United States as it once was is starting to look like a Leading Country Again. Keep it Up Mr. President the Tariffs that have every A-Hole on the left Screaming and Yelling need to Get Over It and help make them work as the should and will if Everyone Comes Together for the Common Cause…..THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…..PERIOD

    Reply
  3. Wally Vasser says:
    1 year ago

    Big screens would be a great add-on! He can watch the Deep State being led off in shackles! Go Pam Bondi !!!

    Reply
    • Dorothy Sinha says:
      1 year ago

      Isn’t the current Administration now the Deep State?

      Reply
      • Joe Modarots says:
        1 year ago

        In short…
        No!

        Reply
  4. MAGA Man says:
    1 year ago

    We now have a President, who can chew gum and walk!

    Reply

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